DJSpanky
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A man walks into a saloon in the Old West and asks for a whiskey. While he's sipping his whiskey, he looks over and sees a horse with a sign that says: "Make the horse laugh and win a twenty dollar gold piece." So he asks the bartender if he can try, then walks over to the horse and whispers something in its ear. The horse cracks up, laughing so hard he's rolling on the floor. The man walks back to the bar, collects his gold piece and leaves.
A week later, the same man walks into the same saloon and again orders a whiskey. He looks over and sees the same horse, this time with a sign that says: "Make the horse cry and win a twenty dollar gold piece." So he goes over to the horse, takes him in the back room for a moment, and when they come out the horse is bawling. The man walks back to the bar and collects his gold piece. As he's about to leave, the bartender says: "Hey, wait a minute. You gotta tell me what you did, last week to make him laugh and this week to make him cry." So the man says: "Well, last week I told him that I was hung better than him. This week I showed him."
A week later, the same man walks into the same saloon and again orders a whiskey. He looks over and sees the same horse, this time with a sign that says: "Make the horse cry and win a twenty dollar gold piece." So he goes over to the horse, takes him in the back room for a moment, and when they come out the horse is bawling. The man walks back to the bar and collects his gold piece. As he's about to leave, the bartender says: "Hey, wait a minute. You gotta tell me what you did, last week to make him laugh and this week to make him cry." So the man says: "Well, last week I told him that I was hung better than him. This week I showed him."