DJSpanky
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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DJSpanky
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If the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body, then lefties are the only ones in their right mind.
DJSpanky
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My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic. I refused. I told her: "If I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord."
Life doesn't hand me lemons. It fires them rapidly at me from a lemon cannon!
Milyvan
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*finds old Ouija board*
"I don't know guys, that stuff is dark--"
"What's the worst that could happen?"
"Spirits of the dead give us your message!"
W-E-H-A
"Guys--"
"Shut up"
W-E-H-A-V-E-U
"Guys--"
"Keep going"
W-E-H-A-V-E-U-P-D-A-T-E-D-O-U-R-P-R-I-V-A-C-Y-P-O-L-I-C-Y
"I don't know guys, that stuff is dark--"
"What's the worst that could happen?"
"Spirits of the dead give us your message!"
W-E-H-A
"Guys--"
"Shut up"
W-E-H-A-V-E-U
"Guys--"
"Keep going"
W-E-H-A-V-E-U-P-D-A-T-E-D-O-U-R-P-R-I-V-A-C-Y-P-O-L-I-C-Y
I recently saw a sign that said "watch for children". That's actually a pretty fair trade.
A young couple struggled to make ends meet and tried to trim the household budget wherever possible. Instead of having a dress dry cleaned, the young woman washed it by hand. Proud of her savings, she boasted to her husband, "Just think, we are eight dollars richer because I washed this dress by hand." "That's great," her husband replied. "Try washing it again!"
jamesewaller
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hi larry,-do you remember me..?? i would not blame you,-been a member for 15 years,--have been away for awhile,doctor gave me a bad news years ago,and i have been trying to get back to rol but couldnot get back in,-new everything/pw,id-, to doing some reading/responses -this website has changed and looks better,,---do you remember joseph r cottontail,-alias- jojobeez--we are old members of rol..-how many rabbits does it take to screw in a light bulb??-none,they are nocturnal..he,he,rrrr.
Yep, I remember you--not the only one with health issues and a ticking clock--mines at 5 years or less.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? The food is great, but there's no atmosphere. Lawyers are the only people that can write a 10,000 word document and call it a brief. Hated my job as an Origami teacher, too much paperwork!
