Yes he is terrified of worms! It makes NO sense!
The other day, we were all outside in the backyard, it was like a Normal Rockwell painting. I was laying on a blanket in the yard, my hub was sitting in a chair, and AJ was throwing rocks into the pond. Then AJ starts to scream bloody murder, my hub runs over and pick jerks him up. We're like, "whats wrong whats wrong? Did something bite you or sting you?" My hub is holding him and AJ is holding his foot out, I was thinking something got into his shoe and bit him. But there was tiny baby worm on his shoe laces. Like, a BABY worm, an inch long or less. I pick it off his shoe laces and he was screaming SO loud and shaking! Like completely hysterical. So we're dying laughing, I was crying from laughing. How ridiculous is that?! I was like, "look its not hurting mommy, its on my hand and it doesn't hurt! Worms are good!" He wasn't having it.
So he went to my dads later that day and they were out back grilling and my dad was like "Hey AJ look at that worm!" AJ looked down at the non-existent worm and took off running back into the house. LOLOLOL
Yesterday was a bad day with him, so I was ill and feeling mean. I held my hand closed and was like, "AJ wanna see the worm?" He tentatively walked to me, and I opened my hand and he took off. LOL It was a little gratifying, but oh so mean. LOL
Hes not scared of bees or wasps or ants. Like, the things that will F you up, he couldn't give any cares about. But the one thing, that does no damage what so ever, the worm, hes terrified of. LOL We'll see if it goes for snakes too, but I think its just going to be worms.
The way I look at it, I can not wait to tell his future wife! I can see it now, sitting down to a nice dinner swapping stories after a few glasses of wine, when I think I'm bloody hilarious, and I bring out the "worm story" and hes like "awwh MOM!" and his girlfriend is like, I have to hear this! And we go into all the things about the worms. LOL And cry with laughter until he finally laughs too and yells, "I'm not scared of them anymore!" Then I throw a fake worm at him. LOL I have it all planned out!
(I'm out of B vitamins and my brain is addled. Ignore me.)