kmaben
Well-Known Member
That tan aint going to burn me either.
Ugh where to start. Somehow I ended up the most popular person at work today.
My phone never stopped ringing or beeping from texts. I need drugs, where do I turn my paper work in, I need a pregnancy test, you need to come see me (my PA), when is the weigh in, have you been to behavioral medicine yet, what time is it? Seriously, I will kill you. Hell I actually threw my phone at one point and almost nailed my 1sgt. It didn't go over so well.
Finally have a date I fly. Not to far away. Well yeah it is. Bleh. But it makes closing on the house that much easier.
Have pictures of everyone taped to my desk. Was caught zoning. Lets face it I like them way more than you! Ugh miss them.
On the up side I got some cool stuff at CIF. My first deployment I got new uniforms, new boots, a set of knee and elbow pads and that was it! Thought I was hot stuff.
I got the new vest and couldn't even figure out how to get in it! I got a gerber that I dont have to turn back in. Holy cow! Check these out
You put a 9 volt battery in it (they gave me one at CIF Shhhheeeet!) and it emits a blip and someone comes and finds you. In case you get lost. At the mall.
I thought I accidentally had a ninja identifier attached to my job description. It's a seat belt cutter and it's freaking awesome!! But seriously?!
I thought I was hot stuff for getting knee pads in the acu pattern and a vest and helmet cover that matched. lol! I was most disappointed that I didnt get new boots. That's what I really wanted and need but I did get four new uniforms. Your tax dollars at work. Thank you!
Ugh where to start. Somehow I ended up the most popular person at work today.
My phone never stopped ringing or beeping from texts. I need drugs, where do I turn my paper work in, I need a pregnancy test, you need to come see me (my PA), when is the weigh in, have you been to behavioral medicine yet, what time is it? Seriously, I will kill you. Hell I actually threw my phone at one point and almost nailed my 1sgt. It didn't go over so well.
Finally have a date I fly. Not to far away. Well yeah it is. Bleh. But it makes closing on the house that much easier.
Have pictures of everyone taped to my desk. Was caught zoning. Lets face it I like them way more than you! Ugh miss them.
On the up side I got some cool stuff at CIF. My first deployment I got new uniforms, new boots, a set of knee and elbow pads and that was it! Thought I was hot stuff.
I got the new vest and couldn't even figure out how to get in it! I got a gerber that I dont have to turn back in. Holy cow! Check these out
You put a 9 volt battery in it (they gave me one at CIF Shhhheeeet!) and it emits a blip and someone comes and finds you. In case you get lost. At the mall.
I thought I accidentally had a ninja identifier attached to my job description. It's a seat belt cutter and it's freaking awesome!! But seriously?!
I thought I was hot stuff for getting knee pads in the acu pattern and a vest and helmet cover that matched. lol! I was most disappointed that I didnt get new boots. That's what I really wanted and need but I did get four new uniforms. Your tax dollars at work. Thank you!
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