You know what Miss Laura, Miss Snuggy Sr.? I am tired of you talking about me (and now my woman as well) like I am not in the room. It reminds me of when a young couple are talking about their aging parent that is living with them and they have to take care of, they always say when the parent is right there in front of them "What are we gonna do about Dad/Mom?" Like they can't hear them or don't exist.
And why is everything I say so **** funny?? Oh I got married, hahahah! Oh I just took a dump, hahahah! Oh, I think I stubbed my toe (paw,foot,hindleg,hock, whatever) hahahah! Why is everything I say in a conversation a cue for all you people to chime in with the 'ol "oh that was so funny, great one!" You think I wanted to be born as a Bunny???? No, I had no choice in the matter. You think I asked for this? No, think I wanna eat hay and lettuce and celery and lettuce and hay and celery and grass all **** day?? Think I wanna pee in a box while some moron hovers over me yelling "Good boy Tumpie, Good Boy Tumpie Rabbit!!" No I didn't ask for this. I just play with the carrots I was dealt , that's it.
As for Snuggy, I will always have a place in my heart for ol Snuggs. Since I couldn't have the real deal I went out an found an imposter (pretty close too, right?).
Fret not Minilops, someday you will find the right buck, not just the right now buck ok? And do yourself a favor, see a therapist please? Anyone who dodes over a lagomorphs relationship with such dedication and emotion has got some serious "Bunny Issues" going on in that dome of theirs. I didn't mean to offend you but, well actually I did mean to offend you, I'm sorry. Anyway, maybe you should switch to one of the Bunny soaps on the Bunny Network, maybe that one called "All My Rabbits" or even "General Rabbitry"??
LT