Back with a few more pics (health has been wobbly lately, so I haven't been here much). Feeling better today though, so I'm posting a few more pics. This one's a bit of a story thread, showing their mischievious side. And since I don't know what goes on in those wee lagomorphian minds, I'll tell the story as it was dictated to me:
The Great Rabbit Escape...or...A Tail of Two Bunnays
It was a dark and stormy night. Well, okay, it wasn't
actually stormy. But it was dark. And two semi-famous Internetpets (of the species
Rabbitus domesticus) were bored. The Dog had gone to bed, the two resident cats were nowhere to be seen, and the family human (of the species
Slavustoall domesticus) was sitting at her computer, blatantly ignoring our hero and heroine. And since there was nothing to break, borrow, or steal in the bunnay room, our two
Rabbitus domesticuses (or should that be
Rabbitus domestici?) were busy snooping. And plotting.
Anna: "Hey Yofi, what was it you found in that big white box the other day? Was it apples or oranges? I can't remember."
Yofi (yawning a reply): "Neither...it was carrots. Why?"
Anna: "Well, I was thinking...if we could get out there to the big white box, maybe we could help ourselves to a late-night snack."
Yofi: "Nah, wouldn't work. The portal is in our way. I tried opening it again the other night but it wouldn't budge. Forgetaboudit...go back to sleep." And then he stretched, yawned again, and burped.
Anna, however, wasn't about to give up, as her ever-expanding tummy was grumbling and rumbling its complaints. So she bunny-trotted over to the portal and nudged it. Just a little.
And suddenly....
Anna: "Uh...uh...UUUUHHHHH...!" [[grunting and squeezing with her nose, which is considerably smaller than her sidekicks schnoz]] "Omigawdz...omigawdz...I did it! I opened the portal!"
Anna, excitedly: "YOFI!!! COME QUICK!!! I did it!!!!! IdiditIdiditIdidit!!!!!!!"
Yofi: "Lemmee see...move outta my way...
move!!!" [[Thrusts huge Yofinose through the crack and peers out]] "Hey, kewl! Anna, did you really open the portal yourself?"
Anna (shoving Yofi out of
her way, and gloating): "Yep...did it allll myself. See? You're not the only one without opposable thumbs who can do things!"
Anna: "So Yofi, whaddya think w...Yofi?" [[Suddenly Anna realizes she has lost his attention, since foood wasn't involved]] "YO, YOFI!! I am talking to you!! Get over here, Yof!"
Yofi, now back again after a momentary lapse of attention: "Oh, uh...hey...yeah! Anna, very kewl of you to get the portal open! I'm impressed! But did you remember to check and see if the coast is clear? We don't wanna get caught by anyone" [['anyone' in rabbitspeake translates roughly into 'human who gets upset at the drop of a bunnyball']]
Yofi now peers out tentatively, making sure the coast (wherever a coast actually is in a house) really is clear.
Anna: "Oh, I didn't think of that...you're
SO smart, Yofi!" [[Of course we all know Anna didn't actually say that, but that's how the story was dictated from Yofi to me - humanwithopposablethumbs - to write down. It's more likely she said something along the lines of, 'Yofi you twit...of course I checked! And it's clear, you idiot!' But hey, I wrote down what he said.
Anna: "Yofi, what do we do now?"
Yofi: "Well, let me get the portal open even more [[gives thrust with his ginormous facial appendage]] so you can fit your rotun...er...girlish body through." [[Great save, Yofi...you're finally learning how to talk to Anna without getting her
really upset]]
Yofi verifies that no one is skulking in any corners, waiting to nab the two Bunny and Clydes. And so with a twitch of his nose and a nod to his partner he whispers, "C'mon Annadanna, let's make a run for it!"
And they do.
But no sooner are the
domesticus duo through the portal when who should appear but the danged human, ready to trap and eat [[well, that's a BIG exaggeration on Yofi's part, I must say!]] the poor unsuspecting escapees.
The alarm goes up, and Yofi screams out, "Retreat!! Retreat!! RUN AWAY!!! RUN AWAY!!!!!"
And they do.
So back to the dungeon [[translated, 'dungeon' in bunnyspeake is actually the bunny room]] they head. Anna, ever the quick-thinking schemer, says, "Lie low Yofi...she'll never see us down here!"
And she would have been right. If only it hadn't been for that ear...
So Yofi came up with a better plan. "Anna", he whispered to her, "pretend like you and I haven't been out of this room at all. Act normal. She'll never catch on."
So she did. Anna began grooming Yofi as if nothing out of the ordinary had gone on that evening. And Yofi smiled.
And this is where the story ends. Well, that's where Yofi said to end it. But he didn't figure I'd snitch on him. For after Anna turned her back, the long-eared turncoat came running over to me and blurted out:
"I had nuthin' to do with it, I tell ya...it was all HER!!! Prosecute her! Don't give HER any karots!!! I sat there innosentlee, minding my own busyness, when she SHOVED me out the portal and MADE me do her dirty werk! I'm innosent, I tell ya! I'm innosent!!!!!!"
SIGH....oh noble rabbit, thy name is not Yofi...