Oh my, Boomer sounds like an awesome bunny! He made me laugh for sure, LOL
I love the stories of how he pees and makes a mess and digs and jumps and......
When I had MILU and was at the computer, MILU would jump on my lap and demand attention. Maybe you can keep Boomer on your lap while you're at the computer, too? Believe me, it's better than having the bunny angry at the computer. They'll destroy it whenever they have the chance. MILU destroyed several mouses, cords, etc. He even chewed the telephone cord, which had nothing to do with the computer who was taking me from Him.
I suggest you quit your job and do what your bunny wants. He knows how to get to China digging through you. That's not just an average rabbit. LOL