Now for Miss Bea's story...
Tiny heard Abby before Kate did and he started hopping down the hall to the bedroom before the doorbell rang. Abby stood there with the cat carrier and prayed she was doing the right thing. Kate almost tripped on Tiny and Abby heard her shout, âTiny, one of these days youâre going to break my neck,â and then a loud bang. It took Kate a couple more minutes to make it to the door and her clothes were messed up, as if she had fallen.
âCome in Abby. Iâm sorry it took me so long to get here. Tiny decided to trip me on my way here.â
âOh no. Are you ok?â
âIâm fine. He damaged my pride but not much else.â
As Abby and Kate entered the living room, Tiny heard Abbyâs voice and came galloping down the hall at full speed. He rushed past Kate and threw himself at Abby, sniffing at her pockets for treats. Kate snapped, âYou traitorâ as Abby laughed at his antics. Sheâd braced herself for his leap and caught him in her arms. He fought being held but she cooed at him until he settled down. Then she placed him on the ground and said, âHello Tiny.â He thumped at her and walked to the end of the couch. Then he sat down and stared at her. Apparently he couldnât understand why she didnât have any treats for him. He thumped again.
As if in reply, the cat carrier thumped back at him. He thumped once more. The carrier thumped again. Great. It looked like there were going to be thump wars going on if Abby didnât open up the carrier and introduce Miss Bea.
Abby said, âShall I introduce you to Miss Bea and tell you her story?â
Kate replied, âWhy donât we sit on the couch and you tell me her story first. Then maybe Iâll meet her. However, would you like something to drink or eat?â
After getting drinks, both women sat down on the couch and Abby started with Miss Beaâs story.
âWell, Miss Bea has been a classroom rabbit this last year. Her owner was a kindergarten teacher who is moving away in a few weeks. Miss Bea has visited some families over weekends and school vacations but she never bonded with anybody. The teacher wants the shelter to take her but we are out of cages. One of the parents offered to take her and let her loose out in the woods, but there is no way she could survive like that. She is a domestic rabbit and wouldnât know how to protect herself. She would be dead very shortly.â
âOh how sad. Poor bunny.â
âI canât even place her in another home right now because she hasnât been socialized really. In fact, in some ways it seems as if sheâs been traumatized by the whole situation. Sheâs somewhat aggressive and needs to be tamed and trained to be around humans. I would adopt her and work with her but my landlord has said I canât have any more animals. If you are willing to take her and take care of her, I will come over every few days and work on socializing her.â
âWell. Iâm not sure how Tiny will take it.â
Upon hearing his name, Tiny walked over to the cat carrier and started sniffing at it. Then he started chinning it. As he walked by the door, a loud thump almost shook the whole carrier. Tiny thumped back, angry at being surprised. The cage thumped again.
Abby decided to break it up. She reached down and opened up the carrier. She put her hand in and brought out a rabbit that was hissing and spitting mad. Kateâs eyes opened wide as she watched Abby contain the teeth and claws that were going around in circles in her lap. Abby whispered, âShhh Miss Bea, it will be ok. Calm down.â
Kate had been afraid of Tiny because of his size, but she immediately backed away from Miss Bea because of her attitude. This wasnât a rabbit. This was a mountain lion or a bearcat or some other angry creature. Sheâd never seen Tiny hiss and growl like this rabbit did.
After a couple of minutes, Miss Bea calmed down in Abbyâs lap. Abby quietly called Kate closer to look at her. Kate sat a bit closer and the movement sent Miss Bea into action again, her claws going in all directions. Abby continued to calm both Kate and Miss Bea until both sat close together.
To keep from scaring Miss Bea, Abby continued in a whisper. âMiss Bea is a harlequin patterned lionhead. This is a new breed. If you look closely, you can see she has a mane around her head like a lion has. She also has a beautiful pattern of alternating colors, almost like a calico cat.â
Tiny hopped closer to the couch and tenatively put his front paws up by Abby. He shocked both women and Miss Bea and she jumped out of Abbyâs arms and onto the back of the couch. From there she thumped twice.
Abby sighed. This wasnât going as well as she hoped. She could see the look of doubt on Kateâs face. It was clear that Kate was pondering the decision but that she wanted to refuse to take Miss Bea. Abby didnât like to pressure people to take pets. She found that when folks were pressured, they never really bonded with the pets they took. But at this point in time she was desperate. Her choices were to give Miss Bea back to the schoolteacher who would either have her put to sleep at a vet or let loose in the wild. She was out of options. Miss Bea wasnât even a year old yet and she had the potential to be such a good rabbit.
Kate looked at Miss Bea again. She looked back at Tiny. Was it fair to Tiny for her to take Miss Bea? Of course, it wasnât like Miss Bea would be a forever bunny. She would just be here for a few days. All that Kate would have to do is feed her and give her water.
Still yet, she was afraid of this rabbit. Miss Bea made Tiny look tame. Tenatively, she reached her hand out towards Miss Bea. She was ready to pull it back if Miss Bea tried to bite her. However, the rabbit sat on Abbyâs lap and just stared at her, almost as if she wanted to trust Kate but wasnât sure if she could. Kate continued to stretch her hand out to the rabbit. Miss Bea lightly flinched as Kate touched her, but then Kate started rubbing the base of her ears and Miss Bea laid her head back and started grinding her teeth together in tooth purrs. It almost appeared as though she was smiling and her whole body relaxed. Kate continued to rub her ears and talk to her softly and the rabbitâs breathing slowed as she continued to grind her teeth contentedly.
Tiny watched from the floor and then stood on his back legs and put his front legs on Kateâs lap. She called Tiny up on the couch and he jumped up on her lap. Miss Bea stiffened her back and Abby started to rub her ears while Kate petted Tiny. This was the true test for Kateâ¦how the two rabbits would respond to each other.
To her amazement, Tiny sniffed at Miss Bea and then started nudging her with his nose. She looked at him and tried to hop away, but Abby held onto her. Tiny sniffed her again and then he started to groom her head. Kate could even feel the rabbitâs quivering as Tiny came closer to groom her more.
Kate stared at the two rabbits and marveled at Tinyâs actions. She still wasnât sure that taking the rabbit would be the best thing for Tiny, but she knew it was the best thing for Miss Bea.
âOk. Iâll take care of her. But you need to socialize her so she can get a home of her own. Tiny might allow her to stay here now but I really donât want two rabbits.â
It was almost as if Miss Bea understood Kateâs words for she turned and started grooming Tiny in return. Tiny continued to groom her and allow her to groom him for another moment and then jumped down on the floor and started exploring her carrier.
Abby handed the lionhead to Kate while she went out to the car for the cage sheâd purchased. Kate was thrilled when Miss Bea settled down in her lap and allowed her to stroke her back along with rubbing her ears. Perhaps caring for Miss Bea would not be so bad after all.
Abby returned with the cage sheâd purchased and a grocery bag of carrots and treats for Tiny and Miss Bea. Together, the women placed Miss Bea in her new home and took it to Kateâs bedroom so the two rabbits could sleep side by side.
Abby asked Kate to watch her as she fed Miss Bea. When she opened the cage door, the rabbit lunged at her hand with claws outstretched. Abby put her hand on Miss Beaâs head and pushed her downward, into a submissive pose. During the whole time she did this, she whispered to Miss Bea, âIts ok baby. Youâre a good girl. You just need to learn to trust people.â Miss Bea continued to struggle against Abby and every time she tried to claw her or bite her, Abby held her down and whispered, âGood girl, Miss Bea. Good girl.â
Eventually the rabbit settled into a back corner of her cage and let Abby put food in her bowl. Abby explained to Kate that Miss Bea needed to learn to trust people and not attack them. When Kate asked why Tiny didnât do that, Abby explained that Tiny was already socialized and that he was a neutered male, so he was less likely to feel territorial. She explained that female rabbits see their cages as their territory and they need to defend their homes. Abby explained it so well that Kate felt bad for Miss Bea because she knew the rabbit didnât yet trust her enough to understand the intrusions into her cage.
After setting up Miss Beaâs cage, the two women walked back out the living room. Abby laughed at the sight of Tiny, his head stuck in the grocery bag as he grabbed another carrot. It looked like heâd had at least two other carrots based upon the shards of carrot that surrounded him. He had also pulled out the box of raisins and the package of yogurt treats but was unable to open them on his own. Kate shook her head and said, âWhat am I going to do with him? I love him so much but sometimes it is almost like having a toddler around the house.â Abby said, âAt least youâre not alone any moreâ¦right?â
The women settled on the couch while Abby said, âNow for my second question. It has to do with the shelter.â
Now before I share the second portion - I want to give you a fair warning.
Do not eat or drink anything while reading this next section.
Consider yourself warned.
(This takes place at the shelter. As it turns out, both Stan and Kate are volunteering that day at the shelter. She has already mystery shopped him and has nicknamed him "Mr Congeniality").
Abby interrupted her thoughts, âSo how is my big boy doing? Is he getting used to the idea of sharing you with another rabbit?â
Kate laughed. âYou mean am I getting used to sharing him with another rabbit?â
Abbyâs eyes opened wide. âYou mean the two have bonded already? Do tell. What has been happening?â
The two women cleaned cages and fed the animals while Kate replayed the events of the last few days.
It all started the same night Kate got Miss Bea. After Abby left, Kate got the rabbits fed and settled for the night. As usual, she left Tinyâs kennel door open but kept him locked in her room. She figured that since Miss Bea was shut in her cage, the two would get along just fine and there would be no fights over territory.
A couple of hours after she went to bed, Kate heard thumping. Tiny started jumping on the bed and running around the room. She woke up enough to tell him to settle down or sheâd put him in his kennel and lock his door. Then she felt him jump on herâ¦only it wasnât Tinyâ¦it couldnât be Tiny. It wasnât heavy enough. She felt the weight on her again â sitting on her chest. She opened one eye and saw two beady eyes staring at her face. She closed her eye and then opened both eyes. The eyes came closer to her face and she wanted to scream. Then, the eyes backed away as Miss Bea sat on her haunches and started cleaning her face, staring at Kate the whole time.
Miss Bea was out of her cage. Miss Bea was sitting on her chest. Tiny was thumping and having a fit. What was happening? Was this all a bad dream? She wasnât sure if she wanted to wake up or not.
As suddenly as she was on Kateâs chest, Miss Bea hopped back off and got on the floor. The thumping got louder and even Kate could tell that Tiny was angry. She tried to hush Tiny while she stared at Miss Bea. What was this devil rabbit doing out of her cage? Why was Tiny thumping?
Then she saw him. Tiny was in Miss Beaâs cage. He was locked in Miss Beaâs cage while the little devil ran around the room and then entered his cage and chinned his food bowl, water bottle and litter box. As Tiny watched her, he rattled the cage door with his teeth and continued thumping.
Miss Bea was claiming HIS turf? Kate didnât think so. She got up out of bed and went to catch Miss Bea. The chase was on.
Miss Bea ran under the bed. After several attempts to get her out, Kate went to her kitchen and got a broom to shoo her out. Miss Bea ran out from under the bed and out the bedroom door that Kate had accidentally left open. Score one for the rabbit. Kate ran after her. Tiny continued thumping.
Miss Bea ran to the kitchen, then the dining room. Kate chased her under the desk where the rabbit promptly nipped her. Another point for the rabbit. As Kate yelled at the rabbit, she took off for the bathroom. As Kate ran into the bathroom, she tripped over the rabbit dashing out the door. The rabbit scored again..
Kate was determined to catch her now. She ran into the bedroom. No Miss Bea. She went back down the hall, and with a honeyed voice called, âMiss Bea, oh come here little darling.â Her mind added the words, âSo I can strangle you.â
Kate trapped Miss Bea under the couch but she didnât have her broom with her. She went and fetched the broom, only to find the rabbit had disappeared again. Score another one for the rabbit. Miss Bea 4, Kate O.
Kate searched the house for the rabbit. Her racing heartbeat matched Tinyâs continual thumping. She finally found Miss Bea trying to hide behind the refrigerator. âIâve got you nowâ she exclaimed as she grabbed for Miss Beaâs rump. Miss Bea twisted out of her hand and took off, thumping at her. She was left with a few strands of fur in her hand. Greatâ¦now she had two rabbits thumping. Score another point for the rabbit? Would the rabbit give up at 5 points? 7 points?
Kate was not giving up. No rabbit could outsmart her. Okâ¦maybe this rabbit could. But not for long. Kate had a college degree for crying out loud. Certainly she could catch a rabbit.
She decided to try enticing Miss Bea to come to her for a treat. She went to the frig and got two carrots. One was for Miss Bea and one would be for Tiny. She knew Tiny might calm down once he had something to eat.
Tiny. Heâd stopped thumping. Was he all right? Had the devil bunny hurt him? She raced down the hallway to the bedroom, hoping to find Tiny ok. She stopped in the doorway and didnât know whether to laugh or cry.
Tiny was back in his cage. Miss Bea was back in her cageâ¦and her door was shut. When Kate walked near her cage, Miss Bea thumped. Tiny replied with a thump of his own. Kate debated between strangling the rabbit and giving her the carrot she carried. She decided giving Miss Bea the carrot was the best choice. She dropped a carrot in Tinyâs cage and one in Miss Beaâs cage and then went to the bed to sit down. Tiny grabbed his carrot and ate it immediately. Miss Bea sniffed at the carrot and turned her back to Kate and started grooming herself. Score another point for the devil herself.
By the time Kate was done telling the tale, Abby was hunched over holding her sides and crying because she was laughing so hard. She had stopped cleaning cages at âscore one for the rabbitâ and couldnât continue until Kate was done. âOh hon. You should be a comedian. It sounds like the devil rabbit can give you plenty of material. So tell me, how are Tiny and Miss Bea getting along now? And did you figure out how Miss Bea got out of the cage?â
Both women tried to start back to work as Kate continued with the story.
âOh yes, I figured out how the brat gets out of the cage. She opens the door and lets herself out. What is even worse is that Tiny seems fascinated by her cage and as soon he goes in to check out her food, she shuts the door on him and he is trapped.â
âNo. She does? But you said you had to share him with her. I was worried they would fight if they were both out together.â
âOh, I was worried too. But no, that isnât what has happened at all. I think Iâd be happier if they fought a bit. Instead, Tiny has decided to become her protector. They now sleep together in his cage and if I go to catch her, she runs behind him and he wonât let me catch her. In fact, if I try to grab her, he nudges my hand and he almost nipped me once. Youâd think he was herâ¦â Kate struggled for an adequate word. She remembered the classic movie with Marlon Brando. âYouâd think he was her GodFather. He was making me a deal I couldnât refuse. Leave the gal alone or heâll nip me.â
Abby broke out into peals of laughter again. âThe Godfather? Forget thatâ¦heâs THE BUNFATHER!â
The two women were still laughing when Stan walked in the room. He looked at them and said, âWhat is a bunfather?â They burst into laughter again and Abby laughed so hard that tears flowed down her cheeks.
Kate had to reply because Abby couldnât speak. âNothing. A private joke really. What can I do for you?â Kateâs smile even showed in her eyes.
âCraig sent me over to tell you folks that we open in five minutes. Can one of you man the desk or do you need to finish up here?â
Abby composed herself enough to answer, âTell Craig we still have a few more cages to do and then weâll be out.â
Stan left the room muttering to himself, âBunfather. Whatever. No wonder guys never understand women.â The two women broke into laughter again. Stan had to admit to himself that Kate had a nice laugh. He wished he could make her laugh like that. It had been a long time since heâd heard a woman laugh.