Where do I even begin?
1. People putting Band-Aids on the silliest little things. If you get a papercut, "Oh, here, let me get you a band aid..." I'm like, "Lady, chill. It's barely one fifth of a millimeter deep."
2. Reptitive songs. "You talk, and talk, and talk, and talk, and talk..." Pretty much, if you look up lyrics and it says "Tell me that you'll open your eyes x8", I'll turn and walk away.
3. My father and his inability to return CD's. Me and my dad are music nuts. I get a new CD pretty much every week, if not more. I let him burn the CD to his computer library, but I have to REMIND him to bring the CD back to me. :k
4. Unframed posters. I don't know why this bugs me, but it does.
5. Ads in magazines. NO, WE DON'T WANT WHAT YOU'RE SELLING. THANK YOU.
6. Noisy pets in bedrooms. Nuff' said. "Hey, just because YOU'RE nocturnal, it doesn't mean I am too!"
7. People getting words mixed up. "I seen it." Or the ever popular addition of a t/k. "Somethin-k." - "I dreamt last night..." -.-
8. Swearing when your fellow companions don't like it. If it embarrasses someone, don't do it!
9. Having to write a list to get the message through.
10. People who go to extremes for their dogs. Necklaces? Handmade luxury silk beds? Fresh, gourmet doggy bones encrusted with gold leaf? Come on!
11. Last one? Trader Joes. What next? Trader Joes' brand Bok Choi?
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I am done.