The Genie game

[Apebull]

Your wish is granted but you kids will drive you insane (trust me)

I wish my headache would go away.

 

[PaGal]

your wish is granted but you get another one in an hour...

I wish my dryer wouldn't squeal so much.

 

[kmaben]

Wish granted but now it moo's when you use it.

I wish someone else was going these stupid Army Correspondence courses for me

 

[Nancy McClelland]

Your wish is granted but they only write and speak Cantonese. I wish I had the flying car they said I'd have by by 1990 back in the 60's!!

 

[Apebull]

Your wish is granted but it only flies for 5 feet.

I wish my kids would obey.

 

[Ilovemyrabbit]

Your wish is granted but they only obey 1 thing you ask.

I wish it wasn't raining right now. I wanted to go out.

 

[Pipsqueak]

Your wish is granted but it only lasts for 5 minutes then it starts coming down worse than before.

I wish the black raspberries here tasted a bit better...

 

[Ilovemyrabbit]

Your wish is granted but they are now poisonous.

I wish my garden would weed itself!

 

[Bonsai]

Wish granted but now the bugs target your garden instead of weeds!

I wish August 17th was here already so I could go get my bunny!

 

[Ilovemyrabbit]

Your wish is granted but you find out that the person who's giving you the bunny gave him to someone else.

I wish bunnies wouldn't chew on everything so that I wouldn't have to follow him everywhere when he's out.

 

[Nancy McClelland]

Your wish is granted, but now he poops everywhere (just like mine!). I wish it would snow here.

 

[Ilovemyrabbit]

Your wish is granted but its going to snow so much that your house gets covered in it.

I wish I had a real camera.

 

[PaGal]

your wish is granted but every picture is in black and white only...

I wish life was quieter and slower...

 

[Ilovemyrabbit]

Your wish is granted but its too quiet and slow for your likes.

I wish I had new shoes.

 

[Apebull]

Your wish is granted but they are too small and hurt your feet.

I wish the battery on my phone never died.

 

[SteviesMom]

Your wish is granted, but now your phone never stops ringing!

I wish I was finished with my Bachelor's Degree already!

 

[Ilovemyrabbit]

Your wish is granted but now you have to go back to school for another year!

I wish I cold complete some of my old crochet projects that haven't been completed yet. (I have crochet arms and ears and heads laying around, lol.)

 

[Nancy McClelland]

Your wish is granted, but you lose them in a craps game. I wish I didn't have to go outside today. (it's going to be cooler, only 113)

 

[Apebull]

Your wish is granted but your air stops working.

I wish I could go to the beach.

 

[kmaben]

Your wish is granted but you find it all paved with asphalt

I wish the generator would work so I can have AC in my tent.