Lord Thumper's Blog - (Yes, the OTHER Thumper)

[Lord_Thumper]

Nice , really nice. You are really trashy you know that? I need a woman with some class, and when the heck did you start smoking lucky strikes Frannie? I found them all over the bathroom?

LT

 

[Mrs_Francesca_Thumper]

I DON'T smoke Lucky Strikes, but guess what Lord Moron, The Bunfather does! Can you put 2 and 2 together smarty bunny pants??

 

[Lord_Thumper]

BUNFATHER??!! How could you do this to me? You SNAKE!

LT

 

[Snuggy]

Lord_Thumper wrote:

Snuggs, is there anything I can do to change your mind? What if I kick Frannie out of the house? Fan box and all?

LT

How do I know you won't treat me like you've treated Frannie?

Hmmm???

Do you have any other references?

 

[The BUNFATHER]

I normally prefer Marlboros but I couldn't find them.

Hey - Frannie's quite a looker and she's got great personality. Let me tell you - she sure beats Miss Bea.

All Bea does is nag and nag and nag and groom and groom and groom.

Not only did Frannie accept the gift of craisins I brought her - she offered to share.

However, she wasn't willing to run away with me....she said she didn't like the Texas heat.

Oh well....

The BunFather


Lord_Thumper wrote:

BUNFATHER??!! How could you do this to me? You SNAKE!

LT

 

[Snuggy]

TumpieRabbit wrote:

when Diana says "I WIll Survive...hey hey" I changed it to "hay,hay"

Oh, and LT, tell your slave it's Gloria Gaynor. I guess my slave knows that 'cause she's old.

 

[MissBea]

THAT'S WHERE MY BAG OF CRAISINS WENT?

(sniff, sniff)

YOU SAID YOU WERE SAVING THEM FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY!


I HATE YOU - YOU UNFAITHFUL CAD.

I HOPE LORD THUMPER TURNS YOU INTO A BEAR RUG THE NEXT TIME YOU GO TO VISIT THAT HUSSY LOP....

AND I'M HIDING THE CIGARETTES TOO....SO THERE!

The Ever so Prim and Proper,

Miss Bea

 

[The BUNFATHER]

Miss Bea....darlin...your craisins are safe. I promise. I've set them aside for our date at the end of the month when we're watching Night of the Lepus.

You know I don't smoke....those Marlboros were just for a photoshot for that night. I was gonna dress up like a human and have a cigar hanging out of my mouth - till we found the Marlboros. So put them back....they're not really mine....yet.

But hon - you know I love you. Why else would I sneak out of my room every night at 3 am and come out and snuggle with you behind the couch until dad comes home at 6:30 am?

Remember all the good times we've had....all the times you've groomed me till I had to say "ouch"? All the times you've bit my butt as you cussed me out?

You don't want us to miss out on all that...do you?

I didn't REALLY go to see Frannie. You know I can't find my bundriver's license...so I can't travel right now.

So calm down sweetie. Its ok. Frannie didn't get your craisins...I still have them. And when we watch our movie at the end of the month - you'll really enjoy them. Youc an wear your Easter hat and look all pretty. I may sneak one of dad's silk ties. We'll get dressed up all formal and have us a "dinner and a movie" date.

Why...I've already been whispering to mom about a special salad that night....and some fruit loops for dessert...you don't want to miss that...do you?

And I haven't flirted with any other does from the rabbitry at all for a month now....I've been faithful.

Its just....Frannie and I wanted to mess around with Tumps-a-lot.

After all...you DID say you wanted to be his girl.....so I wanted to see just how serious you were and if I should help you pack your bags.

So go settle down and enjoy your carrot.....everything will be fine.

(Move along folks...nothing to see here).

The BunFather

 

[Lord_Thumper]

He knew that, he always gets Diana and her mixed up, boy Snuggs you sure know your music. What a cultured woman. Not like this cheatin no good hag I have here!!

LT



Snuggy wrote:

TumpieRabbit wrote:

when Diana says "I WIll Survive...hey hey" I changed it to "hay,hay"

Oh, and LT, tell your slave it's Gloria Gaynor. I guess my slave knows that 'cause she's old.

 

[Lord_Thumper]

Bunfather,

ohhhhh it's on now. next time I see your punk @$$ I am gonna bust a cap in it beaahhttchh!!

LT



The BUNFATHER wrote:

Not only did Frannie accept the gift of craisins I brought her - she offered to share.

However, she wasn't willing to run away with me....she said she didn't like the Texas heat.

Oh well....

The BunFather

 

[Lord_Thumper]

Miss Bea, would you ever consider bonding with 2 other bunnies? You and Snuggs would have to work out some kind of arrangement first of course. Boy this blog has really deteriorated in the "class" category. This is more like the crackhead version of the Jerry Springer show! Not that I ever watched the regular version.

LT

 

[AngelnSnuffy]

Lord_Thumper wrote:

Boy this blog has really deteriorated in the "class" category. This is more like the crackhead version of the Jerry Springer show! Not that I ever watched the regular version.

LT

:roflmao:Gotta love ya Tumps.

:huh Is there a regular version?

 

[Lord_Thumper]

Hey All, I am starting a scrapbook for me and the 'ol ball n chain. It doesn't mean that all of it is online, mostly in my crib yo. Anyway, here are a few I was consider star

LT

 

[Snuggys Mom]

Geez - Frannie must still be really mad at you Thumps! Look at those eyes! I hope you survive her wrath!

BTW, I LOVE your eyelashes, LT! :inlove:

:big kiss:

 

[Lord_Thumper]

Eyelashes??? That was my hair pulled down over my eye! Geez Snuggy's Mom, you really know how to make a guy feel, how shall I say it?, umm feminine. I gotta leave this board, find somewhere else where I won't be insulted so much.

LT


Snuggys Mom wrote:

Geez - Frannie must still be really mad at you Thumps! Look at those eyes! I hope you survive her wrath!

BTW, I LOVE your eyelashes, LT! :inlove:

:big kiss:

 

[Snuggys Mom]

WHAT!!!

Males DO have eyelashes, and yours happen to be very nice.

SOOOO SORRY!!!

Why can't you take a compliment? Oh, I forgot, you feed your own ego. No need for anyone else to do it, right?

:rollseyes

 

[Lord_Thumper]

You are a very mean person, where does Snuggy get all her kindness from? Sure isn't you you big meanie.

Feed my own ego, I oughta smack you!

LT

Snuggys Mom wrote:

WHAT!!!

Males DO have eyelashes, and yours happen to be very nice.

SOOOO SORRY!!!

Why can't you take a compliment? Oh, I forgot, you feed your own ego. No need for anyone else to do it, right?

:rollseyes

 

[Lord_Thumper]

That's it....!!! Snuggy...wait I mean Frannie, get your coat , we're leaving! I didn't come here to be insulted.

LT

 

[MissBea]

ME? Bond with two other bunnies - and one of them being Snuggs?

ME? Miss Bea? The "kindergarten queen" who has learned things from her year in kindergarten that most bunnies don't know?

SHARE you?

Hmmph.:nono I don't think so....

Besides, Tiny and I have worked out our differences. He showed me where my bag of craisins are (they're all still there too - I counted...well...there's a couple missing now). Plus he's started coming out in the morning to groom me and have breakfast with me. He even stays around the living room for a bit during the day when the humans are here so that I'm not so alone.

I like being the only woman he has (now). He listens to me more and he is so considerate when he grooms me. He even ASKS me to groom him instead of demanding it.

So I think I'll pass and let Snuggs have you....

Besides - I don't have to eat my hay out of a fan box.

Miss Bea

P.S. I don't know this Jerry Springer guy - is he one of your friends?


Lord_Thumper wrote:

Miss Bea, would you ever consider bonding with 2 other bunnies? You and Snuggs would have to work out some kind of arrangement first of course. Boy this blog has really deteriorated in the "class" category. This is more like the crackhead version of the Jerry Springer show! Not that I ever watched the regular version.

LT

 

[Lord_Thumper]

Miss Bea, no offense but your avatar looks like a picture of a pine cone, whats up with that?

LT