Okay, so Yofi was complaining to me that HIS thread had fallen to page 3, and how dare I let this happen to him?!? So here I am to boost his ego...er...thread.
Actually, the real truth is that I ran away for a bit. (Apologies for just disappearing, and many many thanks to everybody who was concerned...:hug
Stress of everyday life finally took it's toll, so I made hasty plans with my son one day, and we took separate flights - me from Ottawa, him from Toronto - and we both flew down to Halifax to visit my dad for a while. And I gotta say, I needed it. Mind you, the trip wasn't without some stress itself; my dad (who is pushing 85) neglected to tell me that he had been sick for three weeks prior to our visit. So when Stephen and I arrived we wound up taking care of him. I hadn'ty seen my dad in almost 3 years, so it was a bit disturbing to see how frail he'd become...but his temper and his colorful language hasn't languished in the least.
Oh yeah, and he had houseguests while we were there too - he'd warned me about them before we went down, but I didn't tell my son...apparently my dad's house is playing host to a nest of bats. I dared not tell Stephen beforehand, lest he throw up his arms in despair and scream like *a little girly* (Arnold Schwarzennegger term) and run for the hills.
LOL...the bat issue was rather funny too. Fortunately we only saw one bat, one time. But of all three people in the house, who did it choose to hang out around? Yep...Stephen...who is deathly afraid of anything wild that isn't a virtual screen image. Stephen had been sleeping on a sofa bed in the living room, and one morning I got up and opened the door to the room I was occupying. As soon as I did there was a whoosh of air, and a huge furry, razor-clawed, sharp-fanged demon swooped down and me in a satanistic rage. Okay, so I took a bit of poetic license there....a small brown cute fuzzy thing flew past, swooped and flew past again. And again. And again. After about the fourth swoop I managed to run through his airspace and darted into the living room, where Stephen was in a deep, sound sleep. The bat - who obviously was looking for a friend - followed me into the room and began to dance about the ceiling, flitting here and there and generally making himself known. Of course I remained level-headed about the whole thing, since I had told my dad that I adore all small creatures...and so I shook Stephen awake, saying, "Stephen, do you see that?! LOOK!" When he mumbled and moaned (and probably cursed me under his breath) I shook him harder, saying, "Stephen! There's a
BAT in the room!!" He blinked one eye open at me, definitely did curse something, and then covered his head with a blanket. That's when I realized I was all alone. Well, me and...THE BAT.
I know my geriatric dad had been successful at getting rid of some of this flying rodent's relatives earlier in the month (or at least he claimed he did), so I figured, I could do the same thing. And that's when I came up with a brilliant idea...I'd take my thick woolly sweater and 'herd' the bat out of the house with it. All I had to do was open the back door, guide him to freedom, and that would be that. This plan would probably have worked well too, except for one thing...I had underestimated the ability of a bat to deny an eviction notice, once served. I crept into the den, slid the patio door and it's twin screen open, and then tiptoed back to the living room. The bat, of course, had now changed his location; he was once again swooping back and forth, back and forth, in the hallway. It was sort of like watching a winged trapeze artist performing a highwire act at a shriner's circus, only without the trapeze. Or the shriners. Or even the greasy popcorn.
Finally, after trying to time this kamikaze's aerial nosedives to the second, I took my sweater and began the first of many feeble attempts at influencing him to head into the den. SWOOSH! He'd fly by, and I'd wave my sweater. The bat would ignore it and veer up to the ceiling. SWOOSH! He'd fly by again, leathery wings aspread as my sweater would billow his way, only to have him switch gears to dart and sprint, avoidance radar on full alert. SWOOSH! He'd dive again, me frantically ducking and pluming my garment, him now laughing and shifting to turbo-thrusters. This went on for nearly ten minutes, until finally...
finally...
He turned to avoid my flailing and wound up swooping right where I wanted him...into the back room and headed for the open door. Seeing my chance I ran after him, waving my sweater like a matador taunting a bull, and he at last saw that I meant business...and he bolted out the door and into the early morning light. At last I breathed a sigh of relief and went to shut the door. And suddenly...
SWOOSH!!!!!
The danged bat was back inside, once again darting and swooping maniacally around the room. What the...???? Was there something wrong with this little lemming on steroids? Did he not understand that the outdoors meant freedom, and all the free mosquitoes he could possibly ever dream of devouring? Did he have a death wish? Did he fail bat school?
It was then that I realized, this bat wasn't really all that dumb; he was simply frantic. He was trying to get back home. And the entrance to *
home* seemed to be up in the attic...that square in the ceiling at the end of the hallway, which - I still shudder to think - probably housed every aunt, uncle, grandfather, grandmother, siblings and great-grand-siblings that formed his family tree. In fact, they were probably all roosting on - and adding to - that very family tree, up in the attic....all 2063...2064...2065 of them.
Well, this meant war. Bat war. I had to get this guy out of the house, simply because it had become an issue between myself and him. This time, it was personal. So I got my trusty sweater, wrapped it tight in my fists, and when the devilish little squeaker swooped down I screamed and ran at him with it...arms and fabric flying in a freakish display of weirdness. The bat, I swear, almost stopped in mid-air to look at me - probably wondering who in H-E-doublehockeysticks this crazy human was - and for a moment I thought I had him. But again I underestimated the determination of the lowly bat, for he flew away, up, up, up, high to the ceiling, circled around once, twice, three times....and then he divebombed. Right for my head.
Oddly, I don't recall making the girly scream that escaped my throat that morning. (Later it would be said that the residents of Redden Avenue awoke to an eerie howling cry, and some most likely considered calling animal control to find out if any wolves had suddenly migrated to the area. Art Bell was probably on a couple of others' lists to call...claiming that some alien monster had been heard shrieking its gutteral cry through the land.) All I can really remember is suddenly being in the living room once again, shaking my son and saying, "BAT...B...B...BAAAATTTT!!!" while he tunneled deeper into the safety of his coccooned bedding. And when I realized that I did not have reinforcements to back me up in my hour of need, I wantonly dropped all fear. I bravely strode into the shadow of the valley of the den, my sweater a flag of honor waving in the face of BAT, and I shook it at him. And just like that, he left. He saw the open door once more, took one last look at me and thought, 'Aw, fudge it....this isn't worth it...' and he was gone. So I leapt at the door and slid it shut, locking all bolts and then falling back onto the thick plate glass...sweaty, exhausted, and the victor.
Ten minutes later my dad got up, poured himself a bowl of cereal and settled down at the breakfast table next to me. Just before taking a huge mouthful of superduper bran crisp he looked at me and asked, 'What the hell was all the noise out here this morning?'
'Bat', I answered.
'Oh', he replied, and crunched down on his flakes.
And that was that.
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And now for what you really wanted to see/hear about:
Yofi! (and Anna too, of course) and friends
Anna enjoying a suntan:
Marshmallow bunny:
Just da two of dem:
What happens when you try to capture a Yofi on camera:
Part two:
Fritz, sound asleep:
Kaya enjoying the treat I brought back for her:
Stephen and Kaya:
Both of them on the swing (can you tell which one wanted DOWN?):
Stephen sharing his orange:
Lookit that ear!
You know an orange is gud wen teh joos drips frum your chin:
His Royal Highness, The Yofster: