Butterfinger's Blog

[AngelnSnuffy]

I just love Butterfinger!

I also saw your pic on "show us your face", you're a cutie!

 

[Butterfinger]

Aww, thanks

Butter's gonna need all the praise and affection he's gonna get, too, because on the ninth.... he's going in to get... NEUTERED.
Dun DUN duuuuunnnnn

 

[Butterfinger]

Hey everybody! I told you I'd update more often again~
So, here we go.

Dear Diary,

I got to go play outside again today! It was really super special awesome sunny outside, and...it got in my eyes. I hated that part. The mosquitoes weren't that great, either....and the red-headed ants.... but it was still fun! Mommy took a TON of picture of me. I think I'll make a story out of them.

Once upon a time, there was a handsome bunny, who's name was Bu--...er... Margarine. One day, Margarine went out to play in the sun.

Then suddenly, he heard some angry squirrels chattering in the trees! They said "Oh, won't someone save us; there's crows attacking our nest!"

"I'll save you, squirrels!" Margarine said, and took off for the edge of the lawn.
Once there, he looked around, alert to even the faintest rustle of feathers.

There it was! Behind him! Margarine whirled to meet the feathery terrors head-on!

"I see you, you crows!" Margarine herocially proclaimed, "You'd better leave those squirrels alone, or I'll unleash my secret weapon on you! "

But the crows just laughed, "You're just a fuzzy little bunny, what're YOU going to do?" But while they were guffawing in the bushes, Margarine charged up his super mega ultra beam.....and FIRED!

In a whirl of black feathers and claws, the crows were knocked back into the fence and lay dazed, wondering how such a little bunny could conjure up such power.
"That'll teach you to pick on little squirrels!" Margarine chastized them sternly, "I hope you learned your lesson, and that you think twice before coming onto MY yard again."

Then the crows flew off, muttering to themselves (And occasionally flying into telephone poles), and Margarine enjoyed a victory feast fit for a horse!

Then it's up, up and AWAY for Margarine; a day's work satisfactorily done!

THE END!

Did you like it? I made it up myself just now
Now for some pictures of me (*Cough* the mild-mannered alter-ego *Cough*) a short time afterwards.

That last one is me back at the house; it's cooler in there! :?
So, that was a lot of pictures, huh? Could you guys handle it?
I'll post a few less next time for those who may be faint of heart

Did you like the story? I could tell more, you know.
Until next time, everyone!!

P.S. Does anyone know what 'neutered' is? Aparantly, on the nineth, I'm going to get one from the vet. Do they taste good?
Bai bai~
~Butter

 

[Butterfinger]

Oh, one more note on my diary...
Mommy says that tomorrow she's going to Target (I'm not sure what the 'tar' is for, but I'm liking the sound of that 'get'!) and might get me some NIC cubes...
And some toys. And some hay. (But those are from the Petco next to Target; not Target itself.)
.....I'm excited Mommy's been looking through the NIC condos on the forum for ideas (And of course, I'm steering her in the direction of the most promising ones... ) Until later!

~Butter

 

[binkies]

Oh boy, Target!!! I love Target! You are such a lucky bun to get a new NIC home! Your mommy will have to post pictures of it in the NIC Cage thread.

 

[Butterfinger]

Hey, thanks

Mommy went to Target today, and looked for the NIC cubes, but.... She only found one kinda box, and it was for a CD rack and had a bunch of other not-useful things in it... :? And you know what? It was only two cubes, but it was $30! Can you believe that? So she decided to look online and go somewhere else tomorrow...
Maybe the 'get' in Target is really for them, not you
Anyway, I'm helping her go look! I hope she finds some tomorrow
~Butter

 

[Spring]

Hi Butter! Sorry sweetie! Always forget to post in your cute little blog.. you are such a cute little boy!

Your little posts and stories always make me giggle.. I especially love the newest story! Good boy! Too cute!

Ooo NIC cages! Neat! I have them for the girls and Bruno, and I can tell you, you'll be very happy in one! They are great and all of my bunnies just adore them! Hope your Mommy can find you some, it would be so great if you could have a NIC cage of your own!

Can't wait to hear more stories and of course, so more pictures!

 

[Butterfinger]

Dear Diary,

Sorry about the wait for the posting! Mommy hasn't been taking me inside that much lately because it's pretty warm, so I get so few opportunities to steal the computer for a minute or two.... :?

Anyway, mommy went to a better place than 'Target', called 'Fred Meyer'. Aparantly, Fred Meyer must be a pretty great guy, because when mommy came home from his house, she had three boxes of NIC cubes! There's seventeen panels in each of them, so that's....uh... a bajillion, in total. I can't wait for her to start making things for me with them! Oooh, my house is gonna be so big when we move out to co...co....that place that isn't here, in August! Her and mommy's mommy say that they want to make a run for me outside with them too, so I can spend more time in the grass this summer.... That would be nice~ I like grass!
Mommy seems to be having trouble with them, though....the little circle-shaped connectors won't work right! She even got uncle to help, and he's like a thousand feet tall! :shock:

But anyway, I have some pictures from when mommy was cleaning my cage. She took me out on the leash for a while, then put me in a different cage outside with my food and water so I could rest until my normal cage dried off all the way

She gave me a blueberry, too! Those are sooooo good!

Here I am in my nice big lawn....aaah... the backyard is nice.

Then she put me in the cage! How mean! *Munches on the hay* Deschpicable-mm-mm

I give her a plain "Okay, let me out now" look.

When it fails, I know I have to resort to the look compounded WITH the Bambi eyes.

Eventually, I get to go back into my nice and clean cage....And mommy rubs my cheeks. Hey, it may look embarrassing, but don't knock it till' you've tried it!

Yup, all cleeeean....

Oh yeah, while mommy was taking pictures, she got some good ones of Mochiko, too... (Remember? That fuzzy water-balloon? I think she calls her a 'hamster'?) But she's definitely not cute.

.....

See?! She has an un-natural glow! She's possessed by demons! Run, run for your lives while it's still not too late!

....
Anyway, I'm all safe in my cage now, and Mochi is running around in hers, in the house. I've seen hers, though. It's reeeeally small compared to mine. That must mean mommy loves me more
And tomorrow morning, mommy's taking me to the veter...the vetermaniam to be 'neutered'. I don't know what this means, but it's probably bad if I'm going to the vetermanium. Those guys there are always so mean to me I'm kinda scared.
So, if I live through tomorrow, I'll definitely say so right when I get back from the vetermanium!
~Butter

 

[Butterfinger]

Dear Diary,

Yesterday, I found out what 'Neutering' was. They took away my juu-juu-bees! :shock:
Now it hurts, and I have to hold my butt up in the air when I walk.... But while I was at the vetermanium, mommy bought me some nice things... She got me a nice, grass mat, a new harness (My old one was getting holes and coming apart)...even though it's purple :?.... and another, different kind of mat. The new mat, she put in my cage. She said it was supposed to go in dog-carriers, but she thought it would make me feel better. It's got a removeable cover, and the bottom is a kinda shiny blue thing, and the top is soft and cushy and white (Mommy said 'sheep-wool'), and there's a foam pad underneath the cover. I really like it, so I sit on it a lot...it feels nice....
And, since t was hurting a lot last night, mommy gave me some nasty-tasting stuff that the vetermanium gave her for me... It was terrible, but it made me feel a little better...
I still don't feel that great, though I'm not hungry anymore, and I kinda chew on a couple leaves from the crab-apple stick mommy gave me, ....but only really because she wanted me to.
But you know what? The vetermanium fixed my teeth AGAIN! Only this time, they said there was...'molar spurs'.... mommy said something about thinking I had those at home, but that I was still eating just fine, so she wasn't sure.
But I still don't feel so great :? I really don't like going to the vetermanium....

~Butter

 

[NZminilops]

No nuts no nuts! *points and giggles*

You know what this means, right Butter old boy? You're gonna get wimpier, and more girly looking, you'll start liking pink and you'll want your human to dress you in ballet outfits.

:biggrin2:

P.S If I was a rabbit, I'd so be in love with you! You're so handsome

 

[Butterfinger]

minilops wrote:

You know what this means, right Butter old boy? You're gonna get wimpier, and more girly looking, you'll start liking pink and you'll want your human to dress you in ballet outfits.


:shock::shock:*Gasp* NEVER!:thud:

 

[Michaela]

Aww Butter I'm sorry they did that to ya, poor boy.

I'm sure you will start feeling better soon, how are you today?

~~~~~
~Michaela, Maddie, Ebony, Pebble & Angel Bunny Berri~

 

[binkies]

You'll feel better soon little man! Don't hold it against your mommy, she is only doing what needed to be done.

 

[Butterfinger]

I'm doing okay, today... It still hurts a little, and is kinda swollen, but I feel a lot better than at first I even eat the food mommy gives me now.
Thanks for the replies, guys!
~Butter

 

[NZminilops]

:inlove:

 

[Butterfinger]

A whole line of products just for my adoring fans? Perfect! I was just going to update my diary for them, too... :biggrin2: Yes, yes, Butter loves you all, too! :thankyou:
~Butter





minilops wrote:

:inlove:

 

[Butterfinger]

Dear Diary,

Today, I played outside in the morning! It was the first time I got to be outside since my surgery, and....I didn't really like it that much, but at least it's outside, right? :?
It's also the first time I got to try out my new purple harness mommy bought for me.... it was a little tight around the waist at first, so she loosened it, and it was okay... But then, when I was outside, I got the leash part stuck between my legs and I shot off runnning! It got a little more tangled before mommy caught me and made it better....
Stupid leash... :X
Anyway, after that, I stayed inside the house for a little while, and gotto play on the rug with mommy. She made a little video (You'll get to see it soon ) with her camera.

So....I guess the surgery doesn't hurt much anymore. I've been eating like normal, and mommy even gave me a 'shred-a-box' and I threw it around in my cage! :biggrin2: I love those.

But anyway, you wanted pictures, right? Here they are~

This is my cushy pad! I love it....it's so comfortable; I sit on it all the time~

Here's my new harness and me....on the porch. I don't quite know what to think about that, yet.

Another on the porch~ I'm not too pleased. My delicate paws were not made for anything harder than sheepskin!

Then I'm off anf into the good stuff. Mm-mm grass.

Daisies!! (I didn't get to eat any, though....)

It made me pretty bitter about the whole thing. What's the use of flowers if you can't eat them? :?

Daisies = Useless.

Then back on the grass~

Mommy picked me up, and it was time to go inside.... I didn't really want to, but she insisted

Okay~ The movie will be in the next post. You'll see; I'm a star, now~ :biggrin2:
See ya when I see ya'~
~Butter

 

[SOOOSKA]

Hi Butterfinger you are one handsome Young Bunny. Your Mommie takes very good pictures of you. Ask her what kind of camera she uses.

Why wouldn't your Mommie let you eat the Daisies? I just looked up on Google and it said Daisies are ok for Bunnies to eat. They also said Pansies and Roses are good too, you should get your Mommie to plant some for you and then you can eat them when you go outside to play. I look forward to many more pictures of you.

Susan:bunnydance:

 

[Pet_Bunny]

SOOOSKA wrote:

Your Mommie takes very good pictures of you. Ask her what kind of camera she uses.

Pebbles knows. It's a Canon Powershot A530. But it's the Photoshop that makes the picturesstand out.
Nice pictures and story about, "Don't eat the Daisies!"

Rainbows!

 

[doodle]

Awww, we just went through your entire blog, and you are SO adorable...errr, handsome! And you have a VERY cute butt! We think we're in love. You look like a lot of fun to be around, too. Your action shots are so cool, especially the helicopter head. Do you wanna come and live with us?

Glad you're feeling better after the snip. Way to milk the Mommy's sympathy and get a new cushy bed out of it. That lambswool stuff rocks!
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