girlzilla
Well-Known Member
saw this on another website and thought it looked fun 
okay, 20 facts about me:
1) i've never broken a bone but i have swallowed rat poison and been run over by a car (that my dad was driving!)
2) my dad and i have this game we play. we will be driving somewhere and one of us will suddenly scream really loudly at the top of our lungs to scare the @#%! out ofthe other person. sometimes other drivers hear us and look at us like we're insane. i love my dad, he's so fun
3) when i was 16, my boyfriend at the time wrote this poem for me: "roses are red, kelly's eyes are green, and when i'm sick, so is my poo." it was the coolest poem i ever got
4) i love sarcastic people, ie, janeane garofalo in romy and michelle's high school reunion, lizzy caplan in mean girls, thora birch in ghost world. they make me laugh
5) i don't drink, i don't smoke, and i don't do drugs. i used to smoke but then i realised it really munts your body.
6) i like to read a few paragraphs from the bible each night. it's soul food.
7) i've shaved my head several times (before britney spears did it!). it was totally liberating and refreshing.
8) my favourite coffee is a trim mocha or a trim caramel latte
9) i'm the youngest of my siblings, which explains why i'm the rebel of the family.
10) i have been known to eat my dinner while IN the shower. i am very skilled at not getting my food wet.
11) i used to squirt shaving foam around my mouth and bite people's legs for fun. i told them i had rabies.
12) i was a model/actress for 10 years and did various tv shows, movies, tv ads, magazines, catwalks, etc. it was great money but extremely hard work.
13) i once identified a rapist who attacked an elderlywoman in my neighbourhood from a police sketch and he was sent to prison.
14) my favourite lipstick shade of blood red
15) my pet hates are social injustice and cruelty to animals
16) i think farting is hilarious
17) the sound of a heart beat really grosses me out and gives me the shudders.
18) i used to live in an apartment with my boyfriend and our friends lived in the adjoining apartment. one day my cat moo got locked in their apartment, so my boyfriend crawled through the ceiling and down into theirapartment to get my cat for me. when he was in the roof, he discovered the previous tennants had grown some special plants in the ceiling :biggrin2:
19) i want to buy a VW Beetle because they look like giant rabbits
20) when i was young and i had friends stay the night, i would set my tv timer to automatically switch the tv off at a certian time, then i would talk my friends into doing a seance to contact dead spirits. i would ask the spirits to give us a sign of their presence, and when the tv would switch itself off, my friends would totally crap themselves. i LOVE harmless pranks
okay, 20 facts about me:
1) i've never broken a bone but i have swallowed rat poison and been run over by a car (that my dad was driving!)
2) my dad and i have this game we play. we will be driving somewhere and one of us will suddenly scream really loudly at the top of our lungs to scare the @#%! out ofthe other person. sometimes other drivers hear us and look at us like we're insane. i love my dad, he's so fun
3) when i was 16, my boyfriend at the time wrote this poem for me: "roses are red, kelly's eyes are green, and when i'm sick, so is my poo." it was the coolest poem i ever got
4) i love sarcastic people, ie, janeane garofalo in romy and michelle's high school reunion, lizzy caplan in mean girls, thora birch in ghost world. they make me laugh
5) i don't drink, i don't smoke, and i don't do drugs. i used to smoke but then i realised it really munts your body.
6) i like to read a few paragraphs from the bible each night. it's soul food.
7) i've shaved my head several times (before britney spears did it!). it was totally liberating and refreshing.
8) my favourite coffee is a trim mocha or a trim caramel latte
9) i'm the youngest of my siblings, which explains why i'm the rebel of the family.
10) i have been known to eat my dinner while IN the shower. i am very skilled at not getting my food wet.
11) i used to squirt shaving foam around my mouth and bite people's legs for fun. i told them i had rabies.
12) i was a model/actress for 10 years and did various tv shows, movies, tv ads, magazines, catwalks, etc. it was great money but extremely hard work.
13) i once identified a rapist who attacked an elderlywoman in my neighbourhood from a police sketch and he was sent to prison.
14) my favourite lipstick shade of blood red
15) my pet hates are social injustice and cruelty to animals
16) i think farting is hilarious
17) the sound of a heart beat really grosses me out and gives me the shudders.
18) i used to live in an apartment with my boyfriend and our friends lived in the adjoining apartment. one day my cat moo got locked in their apartment, so my boyfriend crawled through the ceiling and down into theirapartment to get my cat for me. when he was in the roof, he discovered the previous tennants had grown some special plants in the ceiling :biggrin2:
19) i want to buy a VW Beetle because they look like giant rabbits
20) when i was young and i had friends stay the night, i would set my tv timer to automatically switch the tv off at a certian time, then i would talk my friends into doing a seance to contact dead spirits. i would ask the spirits to give us a sign of their presence, and when the tv would switch itself off, my friends would totally crap themselves. i LOVE harmless pranks