seniorcats
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THEFT PROBLEM ~ WARNING TO ALL WOMEN
You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed
by black-market organ thieves.
My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep
and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements
had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to
mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry,
I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans.
The thieves struck again. My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because
they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with
earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my
original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.
Then two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was
fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and
fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body
was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?
When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I
decided to tell my story. Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee!
Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts - stolen from you
and me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was
it lifted from you?
THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night. WARN YOUR
FRIENDS!
P.S. Last year I thought some one had stolen my ****s. I was lying in bed and
they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they
had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my
waistband.
These same thieves also come in my closet and shrink my clothes! How do they do
it????
anic:they struck me to! what is happening to the world! maddness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol:roflmao:
