I love yard gnomes. They're my favorites! haha. I don't have cable, so I've never actually seen Duck Dynasty, but my husbands coworkers say its funny. I've also heard that it isn't profane or anything and its pretty appropriate for everyone. I think you should get the gnome, they're so funny to have in the yard. I don't actually have one, because like you, I was waiting for the right one. Maybe one day I'll find it!
I'm sorry the girls are being bad with the shoes. I know what you're saying though. I have to tell my husband, who is a grown up, sometimes to stop tracking stuff into my house. I hate it. I wear shoes in the house, but I wash my sneakers like once a week. haha. Seriously. I know you don't wear shoes in the house though. But its like if the shoes are dirty, they stomp around as hard as they can when they're putting them on and get stuff everywhere.
Do they wear sneakers outside? Maybe you could get them some cheap crocs and then they could hose them off before coming in. Well, summer is almost over, so maybe next year. I have rubber Rainbow flip flops that I hose off and get all the stuff off of. You could make a little station for foot hosing. Like with flat river rocks, stand on that, hose the feets off, then walk onto concrete.
I hope someone comes to get the kittens. My mom just found a pregnant stray next to her house, she just started feeding it. She's going to try to trap it and find a foster home for it and the kittens. I hope it works out for her.
I love fishing. I think that fish actually do feel pain. The best way to kill them is to hit them over the head really hard, or jab like an ice pick into their skulls to kill them. That was way more graphic than I intended. Anyway, thats the best way to do it. It sucks you didn't get enough fish to eat though. I haven't had any fresh caught fish in a while. Maybe one day I'll be able to go fishing.