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Bunnicula wrote:
Furmigator? hehehe :shock:

Gotta check this out. Is it something that would work on kitties as well?
Yep, actually it is for cats and dogs. It's kinda expensive, my pet store sells it for $39.00 I believe:shock:. Better be good;).
 
Bunnicula wrote:
A bunnynapping? How do you propose to smuggle the little fellow out of there without being OBVIOUS? :cool:


uuummmm....*thinking*....

I know. I go there with stroller that has a plastic doll in it. When nobody's looking, I pull out a bag filled with the following:

A pair of little boys' overalls (with bib), a plaid shirt, a big hat, a pair of shades, a BIIIIG pair of sneakers, and a fake passport.

Now for the switcharoo: I put the plastic doll (with big fake ears attached) in the pen, take Stanley out, dress him up, put him in the stroller (which has heavy-duty shocks, of course ;)), and casually walk out...whistling a tune as I go so no one notices. Then it's the rush to the airport, pull out the fake passport, tell the inspectors that he's my son (nobody EVER questions a mom when she's boasting about her child, right? ;)), and voilá....instant bunnynapping! :biggrin2:

[[By the time I'd gather the money to get over there however, Stanley will probably be bigger than me...so I'd better start practicing with the weightlifting now.:muscleman:]]

I bet Anna would fall right in love with him, just for his accent alone...he'd be like the Hugh Grant of bunnydom to her. :p
 
I just love it when a plan comes together! Perhaps Pipkin could assist. He's quite willing to pose for the photo for Stanley's fake passport. He's been practicing his bunnynapping:

Pipkin019.jpg


Think he could pass for Stanley? Perhaps he should begin steroids today.


 
Is that Stanley you are holding in your avatar? Pipkin's just wondering how much bulking-up:muscleman: he has to do in order to look Stanley-esque.

Wants me to hold him the same way to see how he measures up. I've assured him that at 3.5 lbs he doesn't. Still, it is his dream to be an imposter. :bunnysuit:

He's even willing to roll in some dirt to get more of that brownish tinge to his pelt.
 
*sigh*

Now that we have to get a passport to travel anywhere outside the States it takes like 3 months to get one. :tantrum:

Bassetluv and I had best get working on this. In 3 months Stanley will be gigantic and little Pipkin won't pass for him at all.

[*shuffling off to cage, chatting with bunny* Okay, Pipster, time to start working on a more suitable disguise than dirt and ear extensions. I'll run to the pharmacy for your steroids. Gotta stock up on fattening foods: alfalfa, alfalfa pellets, alfalfa cubes, bunny foods with lots of filler seeds... Trying to catch up to Stanley may not be a good idea.:dunno]

Bassetluv, hope you're working on the carriage shocks and all.
 

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