Bunnicula wrote:
A bunnynapping? How do you propose to smuggle the
little fellow out of there without being OBVIOUS?
uuummmm....*thinking*....
I know. I go there with stroller that has a plastic doll in it. When nobody's looking, I pull out a bag filled with the following:
A pair of little boys' overalls (with bib), a plaid shirt, a big hat, a pair of shades, a
BIIIIG pair of sneakers, and a fake passport.
Now for the switcharoo: I put the plastic doll (with big fake ears attached) in the pen, take Stanley out, dress him up, put him in the stroller (which has heavy-duty shocks, of course
), and casually walk out...whistling a tune as I go so no one notices. Then it's the rush to the airport, pull out the fake passport, tell the inspectors that he's my son (nobody EVER questions a mom when she's boasting about her child, right?
), and voilá....instant bunnynapping! :biggrin2:
[[By the time I'd gather the money to get over there however, Stanley will probably be bigger than me...so I'd better start practicing with the weightlifting now.:muscleman:]]
I bet Anna would fall right in love with him, just for his accent alone...he'd be like the Hugh Grant of bunnydom to her.