Sunday February 19, 2006
Her Story
Girls? Can we talk? What is up with men today? They come up to you all Hey baby
and yeah, maybe you feel a little sorry for him and okay maybe he does remind you a little of that dreamy stud you met on your girls only trip to Vegas last year (what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas!) and maybe, just maybe, youre a teensy bit high on Craisins, so you cut him a break and get a little friendlier with him than you normally would on a first date, but is that an open invitation for him to hump your head? I think not! Am I right ladies, or am I right?
Anyway
I see that Sir Hump-a-lot over there has already given you the low-down of what happened the first night we met and amazingly he did a fairly accurate job of it so Ill just concentrate on what happened on our second date.
So its Sunday night, I just finished my supper of romaine lettuce and this veggie called broccoli the new mom insists on giving me. I actually dont like it that much and really what self-respecting girl would eat something that *may* give you some gas? Especially when youve just met a new man. She cant honestly expect me to just jump on it can she? *sigh* But I digress
So its Sunday night, I was giving my face a good cleaning when the new mom opened up my cage and picked me up (right in the middle of my face wash! Like hello?!). She said it was time for my second date with Jack and I was all Ack! Put me down this minute I have to finish cleaning my face first, I cant see him looking like this! and even though I said it in very clear and plain bunny language she completely didnt get it. I dont mean to be rude; but in the case of my new mom, I think the cheese has slid off the cracker. If you know what I mean and I think you do.
She plops me down on the bed and sure enough, theres Sir Hump-a-lot staring right at me. Hes got that crazy look in his, admittedly fascinating, red eyes and I know exactly whats going through that brain of his. Im all no way man, just back off and I go flying across the bed to the corner. I stare him down for a bit, let him know that Im not the easy floozie bunny that hes so obviously used to and he gets the hint pretty quickly.
Not much else is happening and apparently the new mom is getting impatient so she pulls out the Craisin bag. Now Im not saying Im addicted or anything but when I hear that sweet, sweet rattle of the Craisin bag Im going to go over and investigate. A girl needs her sugar fix you know?
So I go over and mom gives me a couple of Craisins, and while Im eating them Jack comes up beside me and takes one too. Moms pretty happy that he isnt trying to hump me and Im all Give it time lady, Ive met a dozen boys just like this one. Which is absolutely true. Of course, none of them had such handsome grey ears and I dont mind confessing that yeah Ive checked out his *ahem* tail a few times. Hey, Im a good girl, but Im not dead you know. And those hind legs
wow. I mean really girls, for a short guy hes got some pretty nice legs. I wouldnt toss him out of the hay bin for eating pellets in it. If you know what I mean and I think you do.
We finish eating the craisins and sure enough, Sir Hump-a-lot circles behind me and decides to try a little something. And girls, I swear to you, I meant to run away but he was nuzzling my back in the most delightful way and I just sort of got lost in the moment. But then I remembered my mother telling me that good girls wait until at least the 3[suP]rd[/suP] date so I skedaddled out of there as fast as I could. Jack looked a little disappointed but mom looked pretty hopeful. Of course, I really need to talk to her about her spying on us when were having a private moment. Its like geez lady, do you mind? Sometimes she even takes pictures!! This time she didnt have enough time which Im very happy about. I mean honestly, who wants their picture taken when theyre spending a little quality time with their new man?
So Im back in the corner, Jacks sitting in the cat bed sending me come hither looks which Im completely ignoring. In fact, something else had caught my eye. Mom had left the bag of Craisins on the bed so I casually sauntered over and check the situation out. Then I helped myself
yummy.
Of course Jack noticed what I was doing and had to come over and check it out too.
After that I kept remembering I was a lady and kept my distance for most of the night.
I let him get close a couple of times...
... and of course, showed off what a sexy mama I was by doing a few of my specialty binkies in front of him but I figure Im going to make him wait until at least the 3[suP]rd[/suP] or 4[suP]th[/suP] date.
I even played hard to get by pretending to watch a little tv while he was showing off his binky abilities.
The new mom looked a little disappointed at the end of the date but the new dad said something about it just taking more time. Damn straight!! I have no idea why she wants me to be some sort of lady of the evening to everyguy bunny I meet but thats just not my style.
Besides, its all her fault. I told her not to give me the damn broccoli.