Saturday February 18, 2006
The Bonding Begins - His Story
So, yesterday was a really crappy day for me; I mean really crappy. I was finally starting to feel better (after my mom made me sit on the bed with her last evening while she made me eat that yucky green soup stuff) and was looking forward to a lazy day of hay grazing and sleeping when my mom showed up with the terrible gray box. Long story short she made me go to the vet even though I was feeling better!
Anyway, today was a million times better! It started off normally - I got to stay at home all day and eat hay and sleep. Mom made me eat some banana-flavoured medicine but I could handle that. And then, that evening Daddy came into my pen and picked me up. He carried me down the hall behind my mom to the spare room. I was pretty excited; Id never gotten to see that that room before! Dad sat me down on the bed and I started sniffing, why there was a Craisin right in front of me!! I quickly ate that and looked up at my mom to see if she had any more for me. She didnt hand me any more Craisins so I started to look around when suddenly she caught my eye.
She was gorgeous. Pretty pink nose, liquid brown eyes, long silky ears and a body that just wouldnt quit. Did I mention her legs? Long and strong just like a girl bunnys legs should be. Well! I could hardly believe my eyes! I slowly hopped towards her and she slowly hopped towards me, my heart was beating fast and I couldnt stop my nose from twitching. A few more hops and we were nose to nose it was heaven!! Jack, this is Eva I heard my mom say softly behind me. Eva I sighed, a name as beautiful as she was.
What happened next is a bit of a blur to be honest. One moment I was sniffing her lovely face and the next thing I know Im showing my affections in a deeper and more intimate way
if you know what I mean. I dont know what happened, all I knew was that I wanted Eva to know exactly how much I loved her.
Yeah
unfortunately the lady didnt exactly enjoy my deep affectionate love for her. In fact, I had to chase her around. Can you believe it? A young stud like me reduced to chasing after a beautiful woman? (Mommy said something to daddy about me showing my love in the wrong direction was liable to make me lose some of my precious bits. I didn't know what she meant but Daddy turned a little green).Eva's so pretty and her fur is so soft I just can't resist trying to love her.
So finally my mom stops me from chasing Eva. I settle down on the bed and just stare at her. She was sitting over on the pillow, a little steamed with me.
In fact, she had to go and sit with daddy so he could groom her.
I immediately ran over to my mom so that she could groom me too.
After a little bit Eva left dad and started eating some Craisins she found on the bed. I took that opportunity to run over and show my affection again. Once more she ran off around the bed avoiding me! I looked at my mom and she just shrugged and said The girl wants to get to know you first. I got pretty tired of chasing her around so finally I just laid down and relaxed. Let the lady come to me you know?
It didnt work though. She sat there and groomed, and I sat there and groomed but neither of us budged.
Finally I decided to sit in the cat bed for a bit. No sooner did I get in then Eva came right up to me and gave me a friendly lick on the nose.
I sort of thought that meant she wanted to, you know
make with the love but as soon as I tried she took off again. Geesh, women! Then dad picked me up and took me back to my pen. But he didnt put Eva in with me. I didnt even get a chance to get her number! I was pretty ticked with dad and flicked my back feet at him but he just laughed. Oh Eva my sweet, I miss you already!
Next chapter - Bonding Session #2- Her Story.