The Genie game

[Ilovemyrabbit]

Your wish is granted but instead it gets to 0 F!

I wish I could snap y fingers and Ash's claws would be magically clipped!

 

[Nancy McClelland]

Your wish is granted, but they grow back over night. I wish I was born rich instead of so good looking! (Believe that one and I'll tell you a bigger one!)

 

[Ilovemyrabbit]

(Okay, I believe it! Tell me a bigger one! ) Your wish is granted but you are rich with rabbit poops!

I wish could know the answer to everything!

 

[blwinteler]

Your wish is granted, but you lose the ability to communicate, so that knowledge goes unshared.
I wish Bugsy wouldn't attack our bird so they could be out at the same time.

 

[Ilovemyrabbit]

Your wish is granted but now the bird attacks Bugsy!

I wish I had a farm.

 

[Nancy McClelland]

Your wish is granted, but it's a fertilizer farm. (Like I've got) I wish I had another dog.

 

[Ilovemyrabbit]

Your wish is granted but you only get to keep her for 10 days.

I wish the sea was closer to me here.

 

[PaGal]

Your wish is granted but now you are allergic to salt water...

I wish my dog was calmer...

 

[Ilovemyrabbit]

Your wish is granted but now he poops all the time!

I wish I could fly a plane!

 

[Nancy McClelland]

Your wish is granted, but it's made out of folded paper. I wish my rabbits would poop gold nuggets, I'd be a billionaire!

 

[Ilovemyrabbit]

Your wish is granted but you can't sell them or use them to buy anything with.

I wish I had a new car!

 

[Nancy McClelland]

Your wish is granted, but it's a Matchbox car. I wish people would stop abandoning their rabbits--another one in the "found" ads this am.

 

[Ilovemyrabbit]

Your wish is granted but your house will collapse!

I wish I had a new laptop!

 

[Nancy McClelland]

Your wish is granted, but, it won't turn on. I wish my dog would sleep all night.

 

[Ilovemyrabbit]

Your wish is granted but now he barks all the time

I wish I had 500,000 dollars!

 

[Nancy McClelland]

She already does! Your wish is granted, but it belongs to a monopoly game. I wish the garbage guys didn't come so early.

 

[Ilovemyrabbit]

Your wish is granted but now they come in the middle of the night!

I wish ice cream was good for you!

 

[Nancy McClelland]

You mean it isn"t? Okay, your wish is granted, but the only flavor available is "brussel sprout". I'm wishing for a white Saturnalia.

 

[Ilovemyrabbit]

Well it can't be good to eat all the time. Your wish is granted but it breaks after a week.

I wish I had an indoor pool!

 

[Nancy McClelland]

Your wish is granted, but it came with your new Barbie house. I wish I could find a "Gouldian Finch".