Tell me your funniest naughty rabbit stories!

[funnybunnymummy]

What's the funniest naughty thing your rabbit does or has done?

Thanks!

Rue

 

[funnybunnymummy]

Nobody has any funny naughty rabbit stories?

This is mine.:rollseyes

Rue

 

[Brandy456]

I had had Babii for a few weeks, and some relatives from out of town came to visit.
My aunt wanted to hold her, but because she was wearing shorts I put a cushion on her lap and put Babii on top of it.
Babii randomly pee'd on the pillow, so in the time I went to go throw it into the garbage, Babii had peed again, on her lap!

Did I mention we were on our way out for dinner ?

 

[funnybunnymummy]

Hehe! Yeah, baby buns have a habit of peeing in people's laps.

Rue

 

[elrohwen]

Otto peed on my husband's lap at least 3-4 times when he was little. Haha. He's a fear pee-er and would get nervous when we picked him up, so he'd pee. He also peed in his carrier every. single. time. for about a year out of fear. He can hold it 12 hours at a time if he wants to, but 5 seconds in the carrier and *pee*. Once we were driving him to our friends' house for pet sitting. I put some newspaper and paper towels down in his carrier and I figured that was enough to soak up the amount he usually pees. We stopped for gas 5 minutes from the house and saw that he was squished up against the door of the carrier. I open it up and he has peed EVERYWHERE. The only dry portion of the carrier is a 2"x2" square right by the door, which he is now trying desperately to sit on. Luckily we had papertowels, so I pulled out the wet newspaper, cleaned it up a bit (all with him in the carrier, at a gas station) and put down some paper towels. Then I washed my hands in the grimy gas station bathroom. I don't know how one little bunny peed that much!

Hannah likes to get into trouble, but she hasn't done anything hilarious yet. The best was when she figured out how to get behind the tv. We had an NIC fence along the side, but she figured out that she could squeeze under the tv stand and come out on the other side of the fence (she's smart). We came downstairs to find her behind the fence and had no idea how she got there. We tried to get her out, but she was nervous (clearly we were unhappy, and that makes her nervous) so she ran behind the tv. There are so many wires back there that she was basically standing on a tangle of wires and we had no idea how to get her out. Lol. We ended up just backing away and letting her come out on her own.

A few days later I figured out how she got back there and blocked off the tv stand. Then she did exactly the same thing by squeezing under the couch, which is barely 4" off the ground. She's a troublemaker! If anything is blocked off, she has to figure out how to explore it.

Otto just sits and stares into space - I don't think he has enough brain power to get himself into much trouble

 

[funnybunnymummy]

Haha! Believe me, when Gus squeezed through that 3-4 inch gap under the fence, I couldn't believe it! We're talking a 7 1/2 lb. bunny! But he squeaked through, no problem!

:rollseyes

Rue

 

[Snowballbun]

My rabbit loves to escape out of her pen. Her pen is 4x6 ft and 20 inches high. My bun is a 2 1/2 pound dwarf hotot.

Escape # 1: She was thumping all over because I was wiping something up in her pen and was running and zig-zagging all over. Almost made it over one time, and her second attempt she got over the top. Then I had to chase bun around my room to put her back in.

Escape # 2 I went to go take a shower and told my mom to babysit Snowball in my room. (Since we know she can escape and she pees now in her pen.). My mom went to her bedroom to put her p.j.s on and my brother calls out from the living room saying, "Is someone watching the rabbit?" Apparently, he had heard a loud noise. My mom went running to my room and the rabbit was coming toward her by the door. She went to go grab her and she started running the other way.

Escape # 3. My boyfriend and I were sitting on my bed babysitting bun when my b/f decided to be funny and push me down. Snowball comes hurdling over the top of the pen and landed on the ground right next to us on the bed! I was like omg! I don't think she liked him touching me or she was trying to protect me lol.

Escape # 4 I was doing tricks with Snowball in her pen. Right now I'm getting her to stand on her feet for alfalfa hay. When I had turned to get her hay container, my b/f said she walked a few steps on her hind legs! I decided to take a break for a few. Then I started training with her again. This time I had put the hay container on my bed. So I turned to grab it and as soon as I opened it, Snowball comes jumping over the top. (I guess she was excited about her treat!) My b/f said he saw her do it....she jumped straight up to the top and wiggled herself over. I'm kinda worried about her hurting herself on the metal though. I kept wondering if she would take running jumps and that's how she got out, but I guess she does both now! (The first incident was a running jump)

When she has jumped out and landed by me on the bed, then I scoop her up and start cuddling with her. She starts purring with her teeth. I guess she wanted to see her mama! lol. And I guess I'm unintentionally rewarding her, but what can I do? If I want to leave her in my room for a bit and go do other things, I'm going to have to find some type of cover to put on the top.

Those are some of my funny naughty bun stories !! :devil

 

[elrohwen]

Bunnies are tricky! Some can even jump up to 3' and the little ones are usually the best jumpers of all.

 

[countrybuns]

When we had Vinny he used to sit in my hubby's arms forever just grooming one are turning around grooming the other and then going back to the first arm. He would not give me bunny kisses at all so I kept laying my arm on my hubby's to try and trick him into grooming me. He would look at me and then continue licking my hubby making sure not to touch me. Apparently he decided he had enough of my interfance because one of the times I put my arm on my hubby's he looked up at me turned around sat his butt on my arm and began licking my hubby. We nearly died laughing at him!!

 

[jcottonl02]

I was doing some work and was sitting on the couch, with the paper on my lap. Benji comes running over, snatches the paper out my hands, and then runs away with it!!! Lol I seriously was like 'my rabbit just stole my homework' hahaha. So I was chasing him round the living room for about 5 minutes trying to get it back, and he looked like he was just having the time of his life!!! Lol.

Pippin hasn't done anything hilarious (yet lol)- Benji has always been the mischevious little bunbun hehehe, but I am waiting for Pippin to have his moment!!!!

Jen

 

[sbaxter]

If i`m a bit slow tipping the greens out the bag George will stick his head right in the bag and help himself!! :biggrin2:

 

[Kim1218]

We keep Shadow's treats in a small plastic zipper bag. She comes running full speed when she hears the bag shake, ready for her treat. If we aren't careful to keep the bag out of her reach when shaking it she'll jump right up and grab onto it. I'm not talking a little grab, either. She'll hold on like her life depends on it, lol! She has ripped open/dumped out a few bags because of this.

 

[funnybunnymummy]

Hehe! These stories are great!

I buy bulk dried fruit for Gus (Craisins, banana chips, raisins,papaya, pineapple, etc.) and he's snatched the bag from the coffee table more times than I can count. I can't get over how quickly he'll snag it! Then it's a big chase around the room trying to get it back from him!

Naughty bun! :biggrin:

Rue

 

[Snowballbun]

Mine also tries to get in the treat bag. She usually gets a tiny bit of oatmeal from my hand every night when I put her in her cage. It's in a plastic ziplock bag. And so she gets so excited for her oatmeal she always tries to get into the bag and eat. She will also put her paws into it and try biting the bag while I'm trying to get it open

Rue: Where do you buy bulk dried fruit? And how long is it good for?

 

[funnybunnymummy]

Just from thebulk foods section of the grocery store. I imagine it'd be good for months on the shelf, but I keep mine in the fridge anyway.

Hope that helps!

Rue

 

[elrohwen]

I get containers of dried papaya at the grocery store. Kept in the container, which is fairly air tight, they stay good for months. I don't bother with refridgeration (though maybe I should)

 

[kirbyultra]

Naughty little Toby, on the first day we brought him home, showed me just how much fuzz he was and little bunny he was.

I put him in the spare xpen to settle in and as soon as I left the room, he managed to escape from the pen. When I came back in, he was already infiltrating Kirby's pen to attack! How, you ask? Well, it turns out that Toby's head was so small that he actually squeezed his head and the rest of his tiny baby body through the 1.5 inch space between the xpen bars.... He was all fluff!

 

[hln917]

Baci had just gotten his molars trimmed and everytime after he goes to the vet, we let him stay out all night and I sleep on the couch with him. Usually by the second night out, he's back to his normal self and wants to play. He would jump up on the couch right next to my face and want petting. I'd pet him till I fall asleep then he would nudge me for more. After the 4th petting session, I was out the rest of the night. Well it didn't sit well with him b/c when I woke up I was staring at 2 large poop next to my face! Think he was showing his displeasure at being ignored!

 

[funnybunnymummy]

Haha! That's hilarious! They sure know how to let us know when they're not happy!

Rue

 

[sparney]

barney was in the living room once and he went behind the curtain, at first we thouht he waas just investigating. then i looked round and there he was peeing behind it! luckily it was there not in the middle of the carpet!