Oh great, Phoebe Mae is out to prove me wrong! She has the slightest clear runny nose (it's actually damp rather than runny, you can't really tell by looking but when you touch under her nose your finger gets a little wet) and is occasionally doing little sneeze things. Several in a row, like 5 or so and she's had 4 little fits of this in the past hour and a half. Doesn't sound exactly like a sneeze and is fairly quiet. Sounds kind of snotty. Not wheezing. I don't know how to describe it! It doesn't seem to be causing any discharge and she doesn't wash her face after. Creeping me out! She's just been doing this since this morning. I listened to her lungs and they sounded seemingly normal to me but who knows? Going to give her a little bit of time in case she just got something in her nose, but if she's still doing this in a bit I will call the vet and ask what she thinks.
Suppressing the urge to whisk her cage away upstairs so she's not around the other bunnies... She's always been around them so I imagine if she has something, they've all been exposed by now!
I'm lying on the couch working on a project on my lap top, and she is directly in my line of sight behind the computer. That's convenient for CONSTANT observation, at least!
UPDATE: Okay, she's been looking like she's chewing something for the past 15 minutes or so but she doesn't have any food in front of her and hasn't had any cecals. I'm going to go investigate! Wonder if she'll open her mouth for me? And it's definitely chewing, not teeth grinding.