On-line pregnancy test (humorous)

[gentle giants]

Holy cow.

My baby girl weighs 13lbs 10 oz (screw the natural birth, I want a 'section!) and her daddy is Boss Hogg! I say, no way, I could not possibly get that drunk! So I try again.

This time I get Arnold. I'm like, you know, nice bod but just not my type. I try one more time.

The Mailman! What kind of girl am I anyway, I don't even know his name? I am ashamed, and I go hide my face and deliver my baby in another town.

:embarrassed:

 

[trailsend]

I'm having a baby boy with Fabio... hmm... he's got nothing upstairs but I guess...

How will I tell my husband about this?

 

[gentle giants]

trailsend wrote:

I'm having a baby boy with Fabio... hmm... he's got nothing upstairs but I guess...

How will I tell my husband about this?

Oh, well, it's the downstairs that important! :biggrin2:

 

[trailsend]

LOL Gentle Giants! You are right - he must have something good to be getting so many women pregnant!

 

[YukonDaisy]

I'm having a 16lb 6oz baby girl with brown eyes and red hair.

The first father was Ralph Nader, butI chose a second and he was Dick Cheney.

Do I totally lack taste in men or what?

 

[MsBinky]

And I thought my baby was big

 

[Haley]

This is so funny!

Fabio

You little Fabio-stalking vixen! Admit it- the only way this could happen is if you tripped him and beat him to the floor. Congratulations on your cat-like reflexes.

 

[gentle giants]

Why couldn't I have gotten Fabio or the Pool Guy? They must not like the stretch marks I have from my three previous babies.

 

[pamnock]

Bunnicula wrote:

I always have my antenna up forsigns of trouble... I may just email you and ask some questions, if you don't mind. Feel free to email me with any Q's you have.

On a lighter note:

I found it kinda funny that the Pope pictured as the daddy, however, is JPII. Would impregnating women post-mortem be considered a miracle and possibly gain him saint status? Yep - certainly something only the Catholics would consider LOL

 

[Becca]

Little gurl

Daddy

Wow - I don't like Michael Jackson now but he was really fit when he was young.