Kids say the darndest things..

[GoinBackToCali]

Thought I would start a thread about the funny things our kids say.

Everybody join in!!

The first one that comes to mind is concerning my 9 year old. At the time he was around 4. We were watching VH1's I Love the 70's. Peter Frampton came on. For those of you that don't know what Peter Frampton looked like in the 70's, he looked very... Hebrew-ish. My son is sitting there and he asks my husband " Is that Jesus?" My husband answered with "No, that's Peter Frampton."

My son asks "So Jesus's name is Peter Frampton?"

My husband retorts with " No, Jesus's name is Jesus, Peter Frampton's name is Pater Frampton*

My son seemed satisfied at the answer and didn't mention it again.

We thought nothing of it until a week later, we had dinner with my STAUNCH Catholic parents.

Imagine my mothers surprise to learn from my son, after he eyeballed her large Crucifix for the duration of dinner, that Peter Frampton not only died for our sins, but he also arose 3 days later!!

 

[lagadvocate]

:roflmao: Oh that's a good one for sure!

On Christmas eve, my 7 year old niece, who is quite the intellectual, was discussing the location of the North pole with my hubby. He told her, as he pointed in the direction of our local Target, that the pole was that way. "Ok" she said "The North pole is next to Target. I don't think that's right."

Kids are the best! :biggrin2:

 

[Snuggys Mom]

When my daughter Ally was about three, she saw some Europeansgreeting each otheron TV - you know the kiss onboth cheeks thing.She thought it was great and started doing it to everyone.

The next time we visited my mom, Ally said, "Come here, Grandma. I want to French kiss you!".

The look on my mom's face was priceless. I had to explain very quickly.

 

[EileenH]

I went to a party at my church's rector's house last night. His family was there, and apparantly, his 4 year old grandson told some woman who came in to the party that
"Ugly women pay admission".

Needless to say, Father Pat was horrified, and made his grandson apologize to the poor woman.

 

[Wabbitdad12]

When my now 16 year old was 3 he looked up very lovingly:inlove: at my wife and said "When I grow up I want to be a human just like you, Mom"

 

[GoinBackToCali]

When my oldest was around 3, he had trouble with his B's... I still had a few baby poundage on...

He had this big plan for all of us to dress up as a theme for Halloween.. he was going to be Superman...

*.... and Momma... you can be FatGirl... and Daddy.. you can be FatMan....*

 

[JadeIcing]

My brother is bipolar so it adds to much of what he does and says.

When he was about 3 he went spear fishing in our tank because a fish said a bad word to him.

When he was 4 he comes up behind me as I am walking "Work it baby." (Pretty Woman")

He was 3 when he turned my barbie car into the car from back to the future where the wheels turned up. He said he could go back in time now.

Look whos talking the movie... the first scene.... my brother ask "What is that?" My response..."What mommy and daddys don't want." This is when the movie came out onvhsso we would have been about8 (me) and 3.

 

[stargazerLily]

My daughter is 3 and had just started in with the funny statement stuff. One of my favorites from her is Sleeping Beauty. She is obsessed with the movie. The first time she actually asked to watch it, she said "mom, Seeping Booty please". She's getting a little better, but Sleeping Beauty is still Seeping Booty.

Our newest cat was having some digestive issues and started vomitting all over the bathroom. My daughter came up to me to tell me that "Rora had spit all over the bathroom". When I kind of shrugged her off, she announced that "Rora had pooked all over the bathroom". Pooked = puked

On Christmas, she told my mom that she had Pook on her.

 

[nermal71]

My 13y/o son could not say the word movies when he was about 2 or 3 years old. Needless to say Blockbuster was off limits for him as he'd run through the store yelling "I want ****ies, I want ****ies."

 

[welonheadmoo]

hysterical! I love these threads!

 

[stargazerLily]

One day my daughter, Lily (she's my only child besides the 4-legged ones), came home from daycare and announced that to have a baby you needed a mommy and a daddy. Since I'm a single parent, and the last time we even heard from Lil's sperm donor was 8 months ago and I'm not sure if she even realizes that she has a dad, I asked her if she had a dad. Very confidently she looked at me and said yes. Suprised, I asked her who it was, and with a big smile she said Grampy. So it took me the whole afternoon to get her to realize that Grampy was her grandfather, and my dad, not her dad.