Jokes

[Nicky Snow]

Things That Hallmark Cards Don't Say:

Heard your wife left you,

How upset you must be, but don't fret about it,

She moved in with me.



Congratulations on your wedding day!

Too bad nobody likes your husband.



I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you...

I've changed my mind.



Congratulations on your promotion.

Before you go... Would you like to take this knife out of my back?

You'll probably need it again.



Happy Bithday Uncle Dad!

(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)



Happy Birthday! You look great for your age.

Almost Lifelike!



When we were together, you said you would die for me.

Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise.



We have been friends for a very long time,

Let's say we stop?



Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.

Did you ever find out who the father was?



So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day.

Look on the bright side, it's really good pay.

 

[Nicky Snow]

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[naturestee]

naturestee wrote:

I can't see the video right now (darn work computers) butMuppets rock!:great:

Okay, now I see it! I sing that at work all the time!

 

[Lissa]

1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the

floor and make clockwise circles with it.



2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your

right hand. Your foot will change direction!!!

I told you so... And there is nothing you can do about it.

 

[Lissa]

With all the news on TV lately about the extreme weather conditions

affecting the South Coast of the US, the mud slides in the Middle East,

Puerto Rico, and South America, along with the dire predictions made by

such films as 'The Day After Tomorrow', we shouldn't forget that the

Midwest has its share of devastating weather too. I've attached a photo

illustrating the damage caused to a friend's home from the storm that

passed through NW Wisconsin last night.

 

[naturestee]

Yes, and it's been just awful here along "Ocean Michigan!"

 

[Elf Mommy]

Bunny Funnies

http://www.angryalien.com/

 

[Carolyn]

This is really cool! Just follow the directions.





http://www.coorslight.com/iceswipe/

 

[Snuggys Mom]

http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards.html

This has to be the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.Click on the first recipe card and then you can scroll through the restof them.

Whoever wrote the descriptions is hilarious!

Laura

 

[Elf Mommy]

 

[ariel]

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: Elf Mommy

And yes the Muppets Rock!!! The muppet show theme song is actually my ring tone on my phone LOL

"It's The MUppet Show"........................................

 

[slavetoabunny]

:rofl:That was great Elf Mommy. I had to keep watching it over and over.

 

[HoneyPot]

poo. I can't see the video... says it can't find the target.

 

[Elf Mommy]

slavetoabunny wrote:

:rofl:That was great Elf Mommy. I had to keepwatching it over and over.

The first time I watched it I almostfell out of my chair laughing! And yes, I had to watch it over andover. LOL

 

[Jenniblu]

Carolyn wrote:

This is really cool! Just follow the directions.





http://www.coorslight.com/iceswipe/

That was so wrong lmbo!:laugh:

 

[Nicky Snow]

Jenniblu wrote:

Carolyn wrote:

This is really cool! Just follow the directions.





http://www.coorslight.com/iceswipe/

That was so wrong lmbo!:laugh:

Ditto! (i nearly peed a little)

 

[Carolyn]

Redneck Christmas Lawn Ornament

 

That Looks likesomething I wouldDo!!!!

 

[Lissa]

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[ariel]

OH MY GAWSH!!! Lissa that thing is Hiddieous!!!!!
:scared::scared::scared::faint: