If animals could talk

[Luvmyzoocrew]

THis is going off of another topic, listed below, posted by Dia called Animal communicators. This got me thinking about what i would want answers to from my animals, or what i would want to know?
http://rabbitsonline.net/view_topic.php?id=44073&forum_id=1&jump_to=591987#p591987


Tell me what you would want to know from your animals if given the chance to either speak with an animal communicator , or if they could answer you themselves.

1. I would love the cats to tell me which one was peeing out of the box and what is going on with them.

2. I want Sooty to tell me what his life was like before coming to me. Was he happy? What did they feed him? did he always have teeth trouble? did his previous owners play with him and show him love?

3. I would love for Belle to tell me why she humps Sooty to the point where she is pulling out his hair? Then i would get the animal communcator to ask her to STOP!!!!!! And then communicate to Sooty that i think Belle wants him to lick her more often then he does.


That is all, not very intersting questions but i would sure love the answers to these,lol. Thought about contacting the animal communicator but the hubby would probably murder me if he found out,lol.

 

[Luvmyzoocrew]

oh i thought of another one i use to have a Love Bird, oh gosh i miss him still i loved him , i would want to know what happened to him. I came home one day and he was dead, i assumed it was from old age but i would want to know for sure.

 

[Bo B Bunny]

I love these kind of threads

1. I'd ask our mare why she always has to race everyone in the show arena but is so pretty and slow for her trots and lopes at home?

2. I'd also ask her why she got a burr up her butt last year and reared up and stuff.

3. I'd ask Bo why he nips me.

4. I'd ask Clover why she still doesn't trust me all the way.

5. I'd ask Tony what injured his eye.

6. I'd ask the goat why she always bends her neck back and looks around that way.

7. I'd ask my old dog if she's had a good life. (she sort of chose to be an outside dog)

8. I'd ask my new dog why she's always pulling on the lead when we try to walk her.

9. I'd ask my older cat why he pulls the hair out of his tail and butt part of the winter.

10. I'd ask the kitten why he can't play nice!

ETA - I asked 2 of Pokie and forgot Dakota. So, I'd ask him why he eats like a pig and loses half of his grain all the time.

and I'd ask him how he punctured his coronet band a couple of years ago.

 

[Luvmyzoocrew]

Bo wouldnt you just love the answers to these questions!!!! I know i would love to know,lol.

 

[pinksalamander]

I'd ask why the rabbits have to chew wires, and ask them to sort out their differences in a way other than fighting and try to help them be friends.

I'd ask Herbie my cat what happened in his old home and why he hates women and loves men.

 

[Mrs. PBJ]

I would ask storm what his life was like before us and the shelter.

I owuld ask my dog phoenix if she has been happy all these years.

I would ask bruiser to stop chewing and eating everything he gets his hands on including my toe one day.

I would also ask is there anything yall want but dont have so I could spoil them even more.

 

[EileenH]

My biggest question would be for the animals at work: we have some kind of predator that has gotten into our cages, and lately has been caching food inside of the aviaries (stealing food from one aviary & bringing it to another).
We can't figure out what it is; we suspect it might be a weasel (they are very smart and we'll never catch it in a trap).

I always wish some of my owls could talk so they could tell me what happens here at night when we aren't here and what the heck this thing that visits at night is.

 

[mouse_chalk]

Many, many things, but at this moment I just want to know why oh WHY Snowy, of all bunnies, is so intent on ripping huge holes in the new sofa we just got delivered on Thursday! Friday morning I came down to see one corner in TATTERS!!!!! :shock::shock::shock::grumpy::grumpy::grumpy:

 

[Elf Mommy]

EEP! I hope you can get it fixed!

 

[mouse_chalk]

Elf Mommy wrote:

EEP! I hope you can get it fixed!

I'll post a picture tomorrow, but we'd have to order new covers!! I'm just glad my mum hasn't seen it yet- the purchase was nothing to do with her, I'm nearly 25 and engaged, but she'd still hit the roof LOL!

I just don't know why Snowy. Snow has never ever chewed a thing in her life- she's so good normally!:expressionless

 

[Elf Mommy]

does it smell like carrots?

 

[Luvmyzoocrew]

lol carrot smelling couch,lol!!!

 

[Bo B Bunny]

Oh NO!
Bo chews like that tho. He can't be loose unless we are with him or he's confined in a room that it doesn't matter.

 

[NorthernAutumn]

Perhaps slip covers are the way to go?

Maybe you can call up the animal communicator and ask her to give Snowy a talking to

I would ask...
- Sigmund (cat) if his paws still hurt from being declawed by the previous owner, and if so, how can I help? Also, do you actually love me, or is this a big plot to get treats?

- Suki (cat): what would help your tummy, and stop the perpetual farts. (She farts whether she's happy or mad).

- Bunnies: if they think that they could get along as a threesome (as I'm too cheap to try this out myself... Slatey+Stuart= vet bill $$$)

- Slatey: do you want a bun-wife, or are you happy being just my favourite single bun
- Fish: can y'all knock off the cichlid aggression for a week or so, until everyone in the tank recuperates a bit?
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[kherrmann3]

Let's see here. I would have them tell me:
- Why Toby insists on peeing outside of his litter boxes... All four litter boxes...
- Why Miss Emma is so afraid of us, and what could we do to fix it.
- Why Miss Emma is constantly moving...
- Why the zebra finches insist on pooping in their water after 2.6 seconds of having it refilled.
- Why Will needs to hog the bed. Seriously. I can talk to him about it, but no answer. :grumpy:

 

[Becca]

Great thread!!

1. I'd ask all my bunnies if they are happy living with me.
2. I'd ask Benjamin why he always tries to jump from my hands, and tell him that he could hurt himself doing it!
3. I'd ask Pip to give me a kiss
4. I'd ask Fluffball if she resents me for letting her get pregnant and losing her kit.
5. I'd ask all my bunnies to always tell me if they want something or feel poorly.

 

[irishlops]

i would ask caramel if she hates me because her kits died.
i would ask her if she forgives me for not letting the wood be sturdy blocking her away from eyore, and if she forgives me for letting eyore break trough, mate, bit during it, pull your fur and basically rape you.
i would ask eyore if he loves me still after his kits died.
if he minded me getting him neteured.
i would ask caramel if she missed my passed bun. her bonded mate, and ask them to love me, and tell me if and how they are ill like becca said. and ask them to lick me when i cry whe i go out to get away from my mum. not to run to the bedroom bit of the hutch.

 

[Luvmyzoocrew]

northernautum Love the thing about the farting cat,lol. my dogs use to fart so bad they could clear a room, it was horrible and the fact that they sleep in my room on my side of the bed. So when i had my one dog at the vet (previously i switched them to a better brand food hopeing it would help and it didnt) the vet said to try Purina one sensitve stomach, she had a friend of hers whos dog was the same way. I went home and we started the process of changing the food and since then we dont have any trouble with farting,lol. you should try a sensitive stomach food for your cat and ssee if it helps

 

[JadeIcing]

Hmm

Start with the lizards.

I would ask them if they were happy and if there was anything else I could do for them.

The dog...

I would try to see if we could come to an understanding about her behavior outside with other dogs.

The guinea pigs! :XMainly Merlin! Why he chews on the bars.

Ok now bunnies...

I would start with my fosters!

Pablo:

What did he have to live through?

What could I do to help him get past it?

Would he rather stay here?

Cheerio: (Was returned to the rescue)

What happened to him while he was away that he isn't the bunny he used to be?

Ok now my bunnies

Ringo:

Is he happy?

I there anything I can do for him to make things better for him?

Could he please calm down on the mounting and spraying?

Tell me what his tilt feels like?

Connor:

Could he please share me better?

Is he happy?

Does he miss Teresa?

Teresa:

What happened with the boys?

Does she miss them?

Does she want another friend?

Dallas:

Why does he pee and poop everywhere!?

Does he miss Teresa?

Does he have to be so greedy?

Elvis:

What was his life like before?

Why does he chew plastic so much?

Is he bored?

Does he want a friend or not!?

Why does he get nippy!?

Why does he freak at the scent of vinegar?

Wyatt:

Why is he mean to other buns?

Does he want a friend?

Is he happy?

Chibi:

What was his life like before?

Is he happy?

Did he like Teresa?

Apple:

Does she have to nip?

Is she happy?

Does she miss old home?

Does she want to live Ringo?

How does she feel about his spraying and mounting?

Trio:

Would they accept someone else joining?

 

[NorthernAutumn]

Boy, the animal communicators are going to be busy if we all call them up !