I just want you all to know...

[mouse_chalk]

:bed:

Hello!

No other reason for posting other than that I have a horrible, HORRIBLE cold and I wanted people to know it lol! Steve had it last week and the week before, and I called it 'man flu' because he seriously DID NOT STOP whining.

He was all 'Jen, my nose really hurts...' and 'Jen, is it normal for your nose to run this much with a cold?', and 'Jen, is it really a cold I've got or do you think it's something really horrible?'

:rollseyes

But now I've got it, and while I appreciate that it's merely a really bad cold, I still can't help feeling sorry for myself. My sinuses are all blocked up, making me feel really dizzy and lightheaded, and for someone who already has a balance disorder, that's a bad combination!

In fact, I got up to go to the toilet earlier, and fell over on the landing, and hurt my knee and elbow Chalk did cheer me up by coming to give me a noserub while I waslying there lol...

But yeah, sorry this isn't a particularly interesting post, just wanted to feel sorry for myself!:sad: I don't have to work at the moment or anything, but still have to get up fairly early or else all the buns trash their cages...

Tell me jokes or something to cheer me up...please?!

 

[missyscove]

I'm sorry.
I thought you were going to disown your buns or something from the title.
I've been having a bit of an off week myself so no jokes here.
Here's hoping you feel better!

 

[Brandy456]

A motorcycle cop was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.
The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown down enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.
Taped firmly across his hairy chest were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the ultra sticky kind. Written in large black letters was the sentence, "Get well soon! Luv, from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week!"




Hope that one helps. I sure hope you get better. Are you sure it isen't Mono, My friend just had that and he thought it was acold but he was dragged to the doctors by his parents and they said it was mono.

 

[mouse_chalk]

Thanks, Missy! Hope you feel better soon too!

I dunno, with my thread last week about adopting new buns, people thought I was abandoning Mouse and Chalk, I seem to be good at worrying people, lol! :?

I don't mean for the threads to sound misleading, sorry guys!:wave:

 

[mouse_chalk]

Brandy456 wrote:

A motorcycle cop was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.
The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown down enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.
Taped firmly across his hairy chest were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the ultra sticky kind. Written in large black letters was the sentence, "Get well soon! Luv, from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week!"




Hope that one helps. I sure hope you get better. Are you sure it isen't Mono, My friend just had that and he thought it was acold but he was dragged to the doctors by his parents and they said it was mono.

HAHA! That made me chuckle, thanks Brandy! Although making me chuckle also amounts to making me splutter at the moment, lol...:rollseyes

And argh, what's mono? I dunno, I have labyrinthitis (google it if you don't believe me, I haven't made it up!), which always makes having colds ten times worse, cos of the feeling of blocked-upness, if that's even a word! Never heard of mono though, maybe it's called something different over here? :?

 

[Brandy456]

Mono is a short term..for something. But its your splean that gets inlarged from having a really bad cold,Or flu.

 

[AngelnSnuffy]

Aw, I hope you feel better soon! Actually, this thread isn't not interesting at all. The comments you added about Steve are funny. Never actually heard it called man cold though, haha.

My first boyfriend's mom said one time (I called to talk to him and she said he was sick and in bed) that "men are the biggest babies when they're sick, the first sign of a sniffle and they're under the covers balling". Hee hee, I'll never forget that, nope. Hope that cheered you up a tiny bit.

Start taking tons of vitamin c, that will helpknock it a bit sooner and make it not so harsh.

 

[mouse_chalk]

Oh, YIKES, it's called glandular fever over here, it's not good! :shock:Hopefully I don't have that, and it's just the most awful cold ever invented lol!

 

[mouse_chalk]

AngelnSnuffy wrote:

Aw, I hope you feel better soon! Actually, this thread isn't not interesting at all. The comments you added about Steve are funny. Never actually heard it called man cold though, haha.

I read that as 'this thread isn't interesting at all.' :cry1:LOL!

Have you never heard that? It might be an umsympathetic English thing- whenever any bloke has a cold it's known as 'man flu'- a particularly deadly form of the common cold which leads most males to think they're dying just from a runny nose LOL! Steve is particularly good at the 'I'm dyyyyyyiiiiiiing!' thing, although I'm doing a pretty good impression right now! :biggrin2:

 

[Michaela]

Aww .. get better soon. :hug:

I wish I would get sick, I want a day off school!

I never really get sick. Last time was bad though, in bed for a whole week. :? That was a year ago though.

I have to stay after school tomorrow for an extra maths class - not behind or anything, just isn't enough time to cover the additional maths course, why do they let us do 11 exams then!? :grumpy: So feel sorry for me too. :tears2:

Sorry, I should get to bed, like now. Not that I'll be able to sleep.. :rollseyes

Sorry I have no jokes, lol, my head is full of Chemistry, I can share that if you want.

 

[Brandy456]

LOL...My brother gets the flu and hes gone crazy..its super funny hes like "oh my gosh i need chicken soup oh my goosh" LOL..

 

[mezeta]

hehe your bit about steve made me laugh.

Awww poor hun! Are you any better? Hoping you get better soon here's a fewlittle joke to cheer you up.



The birds and bees... version 2005... Cute one!

Bobby says: Daddy, how was I born?

Dad says: Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on
MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a
cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed
to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of
us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete
button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:

You've Got Male!


Teacher is teaching her third grade class a lesson on the senses, and how important the sense of taste is. She blindfolds 3 students and asks them to describe the flavor.
She gives them the first candy, and after a second of tasting it, the first kid yells out, "it's LEMON!" the other two agree.
The teacher gives them another piece of candy, and they all agree that it's strawberry.
Not wanting to make it easy for them, she gives them a more subtle flavor, and gives them a piece of honey candy. They're quiet for a while, twirling the candy around and guessing, "banana?"...."apple??"
The teacher says, "No, let me give you a hint, Your mommy's calls your daddy's this all the time"
One kid spits it out and says, "Spit em out you guys, they're a**holes!!"


A blind rabbit meets a blind snake and asks, "Can you tell me what I am?"
So the snake reaches out and touches the rabbit. "Hm, let's see. Twitchy nose... Floppy Ears... Cotton tail... You must be a rabbit!"
Then the snake asks, " Can you tell me what I am?"
So the rabbit reaches out and touches the snake. "Hm... Slimy... Forked tongue... Beady eyes... Low to the ground... You must be a lawyer!

 

[Haley]

Aww feel better soon!

I know you werent here when I first joined, but if you've ever read through my blog and know who Mr. Tumnus is you'll find this funny.

We found Tumnus in the wild and he was so scraggly. He was so fast though- even though he was starved to death. It took us a few weeks to catch the little stinker.

I often call him "Teek" because he reminded me so much of this guy:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fL-yPj8wSo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fL-yPj8wSo[/ame]

:biggrin2:

 

[trailsend]

Ah that's never any fun! Sorry you feel so badly. I know what that's like. Snuggle up and take something that helps anything! I wish I had a good joke...

My suggestion is a bunny snuggle, warm cup of tea, and funny movie. I acutally just started looking a utube since my partner wanted to show me some goat video clips - have you seen the cockatoo that dances to the backstreet boys? there are some really cute critter videos on there

 

[tundrakatiebean]

this always makes me laugh up a storm: [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74AzD2wfu-g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74AzD2wfu-g[/ame]

I hope you feel better soon! I know how gross sinus problems can be...

 

[Bo B Bunny]

I think maybe I am getting the flu.

 

[Phinnsmommy]

I hope you all feel better soon :hug:!

It seems this winter so many people are getting sick !

 

[mouse_chalk]

Aww thanks guys! Some great jokes in there- I like the blind rabbit/snake one the best (trust me with the rabbit joke lol!)

I'm feeling a little better- but I stupidly let mysefl get dragged out by my friends for a bit earlier and have since lost my voice! :shock:

Oh, and I can only breathe through my mouth- poor Steve lol!! :rofl:

Sorry everyone else seems to be ill too- maybe I passed it through the internet lol- hope you all feel better soon! :hug: