I'm going to apologize for this post right now, I've had a lot of coffee already.
So, I just made another cup of coffee and noticed my chickens on the other side of the pond and called for them to come eat. I stuck my head out the back door with the chicken feed in their cup. My rooster came down the bank of the pond, I yelled to him "what are you going to do, fly? You're a chicken, you don't fly!" So I shook the cup for them to come around the pond. So does this stupid bird try to do? HE TRIES TO FLY ACROSS THE POND! He got like 3 feet out over the mud/water and realized "uh oh. I'm a chicken, I don't fly!" Then he turned back and got into the mud. He's find, just has dirty legs now. But I just watched him and thought, "oh my god, if I have to go get into this mud before my third cup of coffee I'm going to be really mad." It was really funny though! He HAS flown over the pond one time in his life, that was before he maxed out his weight at like 15lbs. His little pretend wings aren't going to carry all that bird over all that water.
Anyways, I was going to take a picture of Foo in her hay box because her butt is so big! But my camera is dead and I have no idea where he put the pack of batteries. When I'm not around he likes to touch stuff and he puts it in places the stuff doesn't belong. It makes me crazy! Man brain is so different from woman brain. I'll find the batteries and get the picture later. Shes always in her hay box and her butt is always going to be big! I just checked all my remotes and everything and nothing uses AA batteries, only AAA. How odd.
I want to say how excited I am for holtzchick! I am so excited about her new bun, I'm going to live vicariously through her, like I did Lisa when she got Archie! hahaha. Its silly I know! But I don't have the room now to get another bun, since my dad moved in and I can't use that room for buns anymore.
Its okay though.
Since my son learned how to ride his zebra, he now thinks he can ride everything! hahaha. Its funny to watch. He has this old tonka truck, like the metal kind. He now rides that, his stuffed animals. My husband laid down in the floor to play with him last night and my son sat on the back of his head and tried to push off on the floor, to make him go. LMAO! It was the best thing I've ever seen! Except...for him riding the cat this morning. He is taller than all the cats so he wasn't really sitting on her I don't think, but he was just walking over her while stooping to sit on her. It was hysterical! My cat wasn't very happy, but she's fat so what is she going to do? hahahaaha.
I really need to work with him and the animals. He wasn't hurting her though, he was barely touching her. He's been really good with the dog though and the dog has been really good with him. My son will walk up to the dog, the dog will sit and my son will pet him or feed him a treat, pet him and then walk away. Then the dog will go lay down on his bed in the corner. I put him in the corner so my son can't really get to him to bother him. I've been giving him his glucosimine treats, so hopefully that will help a little.
Now off to take my son to the doctor for his 18 month check up. I can't remember if he gets shots, but I really hope not! Thanks for listening to my random ramblings!