Rayen
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So, I'm probably the worst reader in the world. I go on crazed hours-long shopping sprees to find like one-two books that I insist that I'll read. Then I get home, think 'I'll read it later!' then it gets thrown into a random corner and forgotten. I have two giant filled book cases and I've probably read 1/3 of them, if that. Don't get me wrong, I love reading. Once I get into a book I think to myself 'why don't I read all of those books?' but I'm very easily distracted. I can spend hours surfing the internet doing absolutely nothing but sitting there reading a book makes me think I have other things to be doing.
My current 'I'll read it later!' book is called The Reformed Vampire Support Group, by Catherine Jinks.
I'm one of those people that hate Twilight with a passion and laughed hysterically throughout the movie that I was forced to watch with friends. (What? He watches her sleep and she's cool with that. That is not something a normal teenage girl does, okay? I wouldn't have been okay if some random guy that never showed up to school wandered into my room at night and watched me sleep. I'd be calling the police quickly.) I had pretty much given up hope on reading any decent vampire books ever again with the wave of them. But this book is a very nice little satirical poke at all of those books. The main character was changed when she was fifteen, and still lives in her mother's basement (she's fifty-one, and her mother is like seventy-five). She spends her nights writing books about this vampire chick that's pretty much every stereotype that has been used lately. Beautiful, doesn't need to sleep throughout the day, just perfect in every way. The vampires are pretty much disgustingly ill people that look like they're on drugs all of the time. They can't walk up flights of stairs without having to stop for a break, if they look at artificial light they bleed from their eyes, they puke up blood and they feel sick pretty much all of the time. They have weekly meetings at a local church where everyone whines about hard they have it and how sick they feel.
I'm about 80 pages in, if I sit down and actually read I should be done tonight. If not, I'll probably never finish.
My current 'I'll read it later!' book is called The Reformed Vampire Support Group, by Catherine Jinks.
I'm one of those people that hate Twilight with a passion and laughed hysterically throughout the movie that I was forced to watch with friends. (What? He watches her sleep and she's cool with that. That is not something a normal teenage girl does, okay? I wouldn't have been okay if some random guy that never showed up to school wandered into my room at night and watched me sleep. I'd be calling the police quickly.) I had pretty much given up hope on reading any decent vampire books ever again with the wave of them. But this book is a very nice little satirical poke at all of those books. The main character was changed when she was fifteen, and still lives in her mother's basement (she's fifty-one, and her mother is like seventy-five). She spends her nights writing books about this vampire chick that's pretty much every stereotype that has been used lately. Beautiful, doesn't need to sleep throughout the day, just perfect in every way. The vampires are pretty much disgustingly ill people that look like they're on drugs all of the time. They can't walk up flights of stairs without having to stop for a break, if they look at artificial light they bleed from their eyes, they puke up blood and they feel sick pretty much all of the time. They have weekly meetings at a local church where everyone whines about hard they have it and how sick they feel.
I'm about 80 pages in, if I sit down and actually read I should be done tonight. If not, I'll probably never finish.