Well, I guess I can relate.
I won't go in public places and I have to call someone onthe phone to talk while I p00p. For support.
Usually I call Erron while he's at work and he's all happy to hear from me and be all like '' HI! What're you doin'?"
"Taking a crap."
"JEsse i'm at work!!"
Or sometimes i'll call and the first thing he says is:
"Your'e taking a crap aren't you?"
"So wht if I am?"
"How's it goin'?"