Any cat people in here want to help me?

[JAK Rabbitry]

Jeez all this for a friggin' cat.

 

[binkies]

Mine loves to crap in the bathtub. We have tokeep the bathroom door shut. My sister's cat used to open the cabinet doors in the kitchen and use it there.

 

[tundrakatiebean]

My family cat pees in the sink when he is incontent with the cleanliness of his litterbox. My dad get's really angry about it for some reason, mom says at least it's something that drains

 

[seniorcats]

JAK Rabbitry wrote:

Jeez all this for a friggin' cat.

Ahbut the glory of it all. Your wish is our command.You wished for advice and it was provided instantly by all of us unlicensed but highly experienced feline therapists. We all know you are a softie for your animals or you wouldn't have asked.

Please let us know if you use any of the ideas and how it works out. Dr. Rosie, Dr. Angela and Dr. Ann will need the feedback for our next feline dilemma and consultation.

 

[JAK Rabbitry]

seniorcats wrote:

JAK Rabbitry wrote:

Jeez all this for a friggin' cat.

Ahbut the glory of it all. Your wish is our command.You wished for advice and it was provided instantly by all of us unlicensed but highly experienced feline therapists. We all know you are a softie for your animals or you wouldn't have asked.

Please let us know if you use any of the ideas and how it works out. Dr. Rosie, Dr. Angela and Dr. Ann will need the feedback for our next feline dilemma and consultation.



Oh for PEte's sake you guys are ALL nutters.


But thanks for the advice. I expecting more alogn the lines of ''your cat is dumb'' or ''put ad iaper on her''
No I get a full bore analysis.

To top it off my friend claims to be an animal psychic and he came over and was telling me about my cat's past life. And He'd say soemthing and I was like ''what?'' and he's like ''shut up i'm talkign to the cat!"

The thing is though....he's serious. I just think he'sf ull of it.

 

[seniorcats]

Calling Doctor Howard, Doctor Fine, Doctor Howard..... Three Stooges (Angela, Rosie, Ann) at your service.

 

[JAK Rabbitry]

Weren't there like....5 stooges? Moe, Larry, Curly, Shemp, and I thought there was one more....

 

[seniorcats]

There was Curly Joe at one point after the original Curly had a stroke.

 

[maherwoman]

Haha...Jesse's threads always wind up on some odd, never-expected tangent. I love it...

P.S. Hey...why do I have to be Moe? LOL

 

[JAK Rabbitry]

Moe and Maherwoman both start with M. You've been duped.

 

[seniorcats]

I should be Curly cause I'm chubby like him.

 

[JAK Rabbitry]

You'll be Larry and you'll like it, missy!!

 

[seniorcats]

JAK Rabbitry wrote:

You'll be Larry and you'll like it, missy!!

Bah humbug!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[JAK Rabbitry]

I'm not feeling the love here.

 

[seniorcats]

JAK Rabbitry wrote:

I'm not feeling the love here.

Oops sorry. Here is one more kitty poop solution all of us great brains forgot to mention

 

[JAK Rabbitry]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ug7WEUxH68[/ame]

 

[seniorcats]

Perfect! I laughd so hard I peed my pants.

 

[JAK Rabbitry]

For serious? I tihnk they make pills and special knickers for that.

-JAK

 

[JAK Rabbitry]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_Mfec1iBgg[/ame]

since you enjoyed it so much...or seem to get sucha kick out of cats dropping logs...

 

[seniorcats]

JAK Rabbitry wrote:

For serious? I tihnk they make pills and special knickers for that.

-JAK

I figure I can share some Depends (adult diapers) with your cat. I didn't quite get to peeing pants stage or falling of the chair stage but the laughing was long and intense.

This is my favorite. There is a calico cat about midway through that has the most ecstatic, satified look on her face. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwUHfNj7fI4&NR=1]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwUHfNj7fI4&NR=1[/ame]

and then there is http://www.kittygoespotty.com