What to buy a bitter and twisted old woman for xmas?

[Flashy]

Boxing grannies!

http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/boxing-grannies/index.html

 

[slavetoabunny]

Flashy wrote:

Boxing grannies!

http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/boxing-grannies/index.html

I love that one!!!

 

[Bo B Bunny]

NorthernAutumn wrote:

I have an equally delightful aunt who revels in sending me empty perfume bottles...

NO WAY?! Does she think you want them or something?

I'm feeling better about some of my family reading this thread!

 

[Flashy]

My dad's dad hates my mum's dad (for world's most pathetic reasons) and last year I wanted to get both grandads these Fighting grandads just for a laugh but I wasn't allowed lol. I like humorours gifts for Christmas

 

[Bo B Bunny]

Flashy wrote:

My dad's dad hates my mum's dad (for world's most pathetic reasons) and last year I wanted to get both grandads these Fighting grandads just for a laugh but I wasn't allowed lol. I like humorours gifts for Christmas

They look like my dad, Flashy!!!! :laughsmiley:



Here's another idea:

Flarp



We probably aren't being much help.... we're all just being onery!

 

[Flashy]

Bo B Bunny wrote:

Flashy wrote:

My dad's dad hates my mum's dad (for world's most pathetic reasons) and last year I wanted to get both grandads these Fighting grandads just for a laugh but I wasn't allowed lol. I like humorours gifts for Christmas

They look like my dad, Flashy!!!! :laughsmiley:

:biggrin2:Maybe they were styled on him. Does he fight with people?

 

[pamnock]

I can't imagine living my life as such an unhappy person.Look deep into your heart when you choose a very special gift for this suffering soul.



Pam

 

[kirst3buns]

Okay, here's the comedy option... an empty gift card! No money on it :biggrin2: *laughs evilly* :biggrin2:

If she's just going to pitch it anyway, she'll never know! :biggrin2:

Can you think of something that both of them might like together or can't you do a combined gift? At least that way your gdad might get something out of the gift and you will feel better giving it.

 

[DyemondRabbitry]

Ugh. I hate it when people just never seem to appreciate anything but we have to understand that most have some sort of instability that makes them this way. It may seem sort of crazy but could you get her a gift certificate for a massage or day spa? I know most of grandparents (bitter as they are) enjoy aromatherapy...unfortunately, the good stuff is pretty expensive. There are different oils that smell wonderful, clear sinuses, relax and so on... maybe it would make HER feel better???

 

[NorthernAutumn]

Bo B Bunny wrote:

NorthernAutumn wrote:

I have an equally delightful aunt who revels in sending me empty perfume bottles...

NO WAY?! Does she think you want them or something?

I'm feeling better about some of my family reading this thread!

I believe she thinks that she is giving me the opportunity to sniff an empty perfume bottle to experience the finer things in life...:shock:

Sent my brother a book of matches for his 8th birthday. I can't tell whether it was meant to be ironic or not...

Anyhoo, I try to send her something decent, so she'll get the hint. I also like getting the free gift bag that comes when she buys expensive makeup . I wish that she'd just go to the dollar store, and send me some pens. Cheap, but useful.

This is the same woman who broke into her dead grandmother's house to steal the crystal doorknobs....:sigh:. She had a field day when my grandfather (her dad) died!

 

[Luvmyzoocrew]

HA HA HA I would have to get her a gift card for a doctor in the area, for an ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT,lol. There is no way that i would be spending my hard earned money on someone who throws things away. maybe just get a gift for the both of them and not get her anything for herself

 

[PepnFluff]

Lol I love the boxing Grannies I've just e-mailed that off to all my aunties and Jane's son just purchased it lol he's decided he's going to make a gold belt with Gmas name on it then bloodify the other one and buy a ken singlet and write maree on it lol I love Seborus. I'm not going to get them a joint as she will just ruin it for him so I went and brought Gdad some big Meaty BBQ tools and a sexy beast apron haha. It's either gona be a very small gift card or another palm that I can get very cheap and take it to dad (who's s ex tree Dr) who can tag it saying it's healthy and give me a few bottles for totally random diseases that most probably wont even exsist in Nikau palms haha! I'm loving some of these Ideas. Maybe Instead of perfume bottles I'll give empty sweet wrappers to sweeten her up!

 

[kherrmann3]

NorthernAutumn wrote:

Underwear and socks.
Soap that smells like old lady.
Really blaugh candy>Black licorice?

Black licorice is delicious! I'm shocked! :disgust:

Maybe you could just have your bunnies poo in a stocking for her. It doubles as fertilizer lol

 

[NorthernAutumn]

or chocolate covered raisins...:biggrin2:

 

[Bo B Bunny]

OMG that's it! Just take a decorative bag, fill it with Poo and tell her that you saved it all for her cause it's wonderful for her plant that you gave her last year! :biggrin2:

 

[LadyBug]

kherrmann3 wrote:

NorthernAutumn wrote:

Underwear and socks.
Soap that smells like old lady.
Really blaugh candy>Black licorice?

Black licorice is delicious! I'm shocked! :disgust:

Maybe you could just have your bunnies poo in a stocking for her. It doubles as fertilizer lol

haha, exactly what i was thinking. my mom almost alwaysgets licorice for my grandpa(her dad) for x-mas and b-day:biggrin2:. i like it well enough, i prefer cherry or strawberry or good and plentyinkbouce:



Bo B Bunny wrote:

OMG that's it! Just take a decorative bag, fill it with Poo and tell her that you saved it all for her cause it's wonderful for her plant that you gave her last year! :biggrin2:

i like it.................:nasty:............:tongue

 

[naturestee]

My favorite gift for really ornery people- a gift certificate for a massage at a spa. It tends to make them nicer for about 5 seconds after the appointment.

Bo- that Flarp was a huge hit at the in-law's annual New Years Eve party. We play rummy and the winner exchanges his wrapped gag gift for someone elses and so on through the night. We open everything at midnight. Someone gave Flarp once, it then showed up at the next Thanksgiving... it's a wierd family. Other typical presents include a ladybug-shaped vibrating back massager (left on when wrapped!), a roll of duct tape wrapped in 2 inch thick duct tape (nobody thought it would be tape inside because it was too obvious lol), the world's worst rum which gets regifted every year, and a singing dancing Christmas frog that scares the poo out of my cats.

 

[Bo B Bunny]

That sounds SO FUN!

My daughter discovered Flarp at one of the houses I clean. They have a boy her age and she had so much fun we had to get her some.

My son and sister always exchange gag gifts and we got him a toilet shaped one to give her this year. She's going to wet herself laughing no doubt!

We've also given her the candy pooping reindeer LOL!