My momma put me in this afternoon with this guinea pig she wants us to be fwends. Is it ok for me (being a boy) to live with a boy guinea pig?
I jumped into my water bowl and splashed my mommy while she cleaned my cage! Then I took the dust pan and pulled it around for a bit she wasn't too happy with her bath guess she didn't think it was as fun as I did!
Daddy dumpy and I had the bestest day yesterday!!!! We played kill the doo rag, then daddy dumpy went to worky jerky. But then when daddy dumpy got home, he came to see me, turned on the hockey game and he got drunk!!!! I love it when Daddy Dumpy gets drunk, 'cos I ends up with more yummy treats. The only down side is that dumpy has a head ache the next day, but then he always tells me that I am a great hangover cure!!!
I love my Dumpy!!!
You thinks that is wurst day!
Today our mummy hoomin asked da big man she calls Baby (we not likes this "Baby" fellow, he iz picks us up LOTS and then mummy hoomin snips our feets or stares at our bumbums) to makes a water baff and helps her washies my bumbums. She saids I needs it cuz I dirties my feets cuz am IMCOTTANENT. What that means??? Stoopid hoomins.
Da man "Baby" then puts my feets and bums half in a tub of warm waters! And he held me down weally strong even though I kicks an kicks an kicks an kicks! Unbewievable! And mummy hoomin's hands kept tickling my feets! An went where no hoomins hands should go....*blush*
Hmph. I can licks my own bumbums. Why mummy still baff me there. I know its got a bit icky lately, but I WUZ GETTING TO IT.
Now I am supa wet and it feels yucky. Merwin wuz laffing at me when I gots all mussed up in da towel. Jerk. At least I got waters all over mummy and Baby, and scwatched that Baby chawacter weal good! Maybe now they gets da message! Me not likes baffs!
-Rosebun
My mama was ignoring me and make some loud noises called singing? So I escaped to play in the lounge room when she wasn't looking. I chewed through the power cord for a lamp, it was tasty. I was playing on the couch when she found me.
i has babies this morning! mum says they are all fat and healthy! she sais i am a good mum!
My momma put me in this afternoon with this guinea pig she wants us to be fwends. Is it ok for me (being a boy) to live with a boy guinea pig?
My mama was ignoring me and make some loud noises called singing? So I escaped to play in the lounge room when she wasn't looking. I chewed through the power cord for a lamp, it was tasty. I was playing on the couch when she found me.
My mama was ignoring me and make some loud noises called singing? So I escaped to play in the lounge room when she wasn't looking. I chewed through the power cord for a lamp, it was tasty. I was playing on the couch when she found me.
Mama sang to us tonight! I didn't like it, so I ran away.Daddy Dumpy sings as well. He sings all sorts of weird stuff. He had a record that sold 5,000 units, but it didn't make us rich. Mummers wasn't happy about no money. But it is mildly entertaining when he sings as long as he doesn't sing silly lyrics about me.
I am rambling again...:dutch
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