So...how dumb am I?

[JAK Rabbitry]

Niether rain nor sleet nor snow nor requests.


HEre, this should keep you busy for a while, I'm going to bed. And when I wake up....i'm goign to have an inbox full of roforumstaff junk telling me people are on the forum flippin' out again and eating bugs and brushing their legs, whatever.

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[Snuggys Mom]

JAK Rabbitry wrote:

I wear pants mostly during the winter. And I get lazy. So yeah when summer rolls around.... one could say the wooly mammoth hath returned.

I NEED TUSKS!!!! RAWRRSSS!!!

I don&#39;t know what posessed me to say &#39;&#39;hath&#39;&#39;...thats like...hat +1/3. What would one and one-third hat look like?

But i&#39;m sure if anyone had leg hair THAT long....it would require the same basic care as head hair. But since no one sees it I&#39;d just use cheaper shampoo. I wuold still love you all if you looked like wookies. LEts have a leg hair growing contest.

:laugh:

Youprovide much-needed comic relief for me, personally. You make me laugh loud and ugly and sometimes I even snort. My co-workers are concerned. I think youtype whatever pops in your head.I love people with no filter.

Why don&#39;t you just braid your mammoth leg hair and start a new trend? Corn rows might work, or perhaps French braid?

 

[JAK Rabbitry]

I pretty much do say whatever pops into my head. Which is why most of the time I make zero sense. And having A.D.D.....I forget what i&#39;ve previously said. Very often i&#39;ll be verbally speaking to someone and just STOP talking in the middle of a sentence because I forgot the end of my sentence or I saw something shiny.

The other night Erron was trying to get close and be all snuggly and all that mushy stuff but all that kinda bounced right off of me and he noticed I had a very blank look on my face and asked &#39;&#39;what are you thinking about?&#39;&#39; Might I add we&#39;re both very honest in this relationship...


"Oh i&#39;m sorry...I just wondered...if I lived in the city...where would I park my bike?"


Erron has an awesome beard...and I told him it would be amazing if he dyed it blue and got extensions for his goatee and armpithair and if he&#39;s let me braid them together or tow a wagon with them. Then I could stack bunny carriers int he wagon.

I&#39;ve worn mammoth leg hair to school before. Like, with shorts. Actualyl I was a colorguard once and I had to have my picture taken in that skimpy little skirt uniform? With all the sparklies on it? Band hated me because outside of band I was kinda &#39;&#39;goth&#39;&#39; and they were just too uber serious about band and they kinda of just never liked me. So I showed up for picture dayw ith mammoth hair. And smiled real big. The way I see it.... my true friends will laugh and stick by me...and whoever else decided to be a poo chute about it...well I don&#39;t care too much for them. ITs not like the Ambridge area boasts a lot of good-looking boys.

I&#39;m not into the corn rows thing much...but i&#39;m amazed that people can do that. And how intricate some people get. I had a black friend in high school....niest boy ever, so quiet...and his mum always braided his hair. He was such a momma&#39;s boy...super tall...mean lookin&#39;....but one of those big teddy bear guys that gets straight A&#39;s and stuff. Everyone in 9th period English would say &#39;&#39; Desmond your hair looks so nice today!&#39;&#39; and he&#39;d kinda hide and blush and thank everyone it was so cute.


Laughter is supposed to be good for you! Most of the time, I really am not trying to be funny, I just talk and can&#39;t stop and say the most ridiculous stuff, and I myself don&#39;t think i&#39;m that hilarious. So when you all laugh...I just think you&#39;re bonkers.


The End.





Snuggys Mom wrote:

:laugh:

Youprovide much-needed comic relief for me, personally. You make me laugh loud and ugly and sometimes I even snort. My co-workers are concerned. I think youtype whatever pops in your head.I love people with no filter.

Why don&#39;t you just braid your mammoth leg hair and start a new trend? Corn rows might work, or perhaps French braid?

 

[pamnock]

JAK Rabbitry wrote:

I make fun of Erron for having a big head. No really its huge.

My daughter Stephanie was self conscious because she felt that her head was too big. Trying to convince her otherwise, I took a tape measure and measured her head . . .

Holy Crap! She really does have a big head LOL

Pam

 

[JAK Rabbitry]

Erron&#39;s sister makes fun of his big head a lot.

Maybe if you bought your daughet hats that were way too big....she&#39;d feel like her head was smaller.

??????

 

[missyscove]

JAK Rabbitry wrote:

I wear pants mostly during the winter. And I get lazy. So yeah when summer rolls around.... one could say the wooly mammoth hath returned.

That&#39;s one of the slightly scary things about being in an all girls school. Between the knee socks and it being too cold to wear anything but pants on the weekend, we get some serious growth going on, and have discussions about it. Some might say contests.

I hate it when some kind of something comes around where you have to wear a dress and eveyone is like oh snap, guess who has to shave...

 

[Pipp]

 

[AngelnSnuffy]

Oh SAS! :laugh:

 

[maherwoman]

Oh, how perfect is that??

:roflmao:

 

[JAK Rabbitry]

Electric razors are annoying. I used mine twice and had a desire to bury it.

 

[maherwoman]

OH YEAH...completely agreed. My motherbought me one of those Lady something-or-others as my firstrazor. By the end of the first couple weeks of having it, itwas so dull, it was pulling my hairs, and she never considered buyingme a new blade (though I explained the situation...painful toshave). :?

I finally just picked up my sister's regular razor and gave it atry...without any kind of soap or shaving cream...and took off a niceLONG layer of skin. OUCH!! The strip of skin I tookoff with that thing was about a foot long...and PAINFUL!!Yeah, my sister then taught me the PROPER way to do it...and Ihaven't...er...exfoliated that way since!

Weird, the things you remember just from one sentence...

JAK Rabbitry wrote:

Electric razors are annoying. I used mine twice and had a desire to bury it.

 

[JAK Rabbitry]

I too have taken off skin+ hair on numerousoccasions. And I'd get goosebumps before I shaved and I'd take the topsoff of all of them. And now my legs are completely scarred with littledots. So, another reason to wear pants.

 

[Snuggys Mom]

maherwoman wrote:

I finally just picked up my sister's regular razor and gaveit a try...without any kind of soap or shaving cream...and took off anice LONG layer of skin. OUCH!! The strip of skin Itook off with that thing was about a foot long...andPAINFUL!!

I feel your pain. When I was about ten, I did the exact samething with my dad's double blade razor. The long strip ofskin got jammed up in between the blades and I freaked when I pulled itout. Then, not knowing, dunked my leg in the warm bath andscreamed. I still have the scar.

 

[maherwoman]

Yep...I still have a scar, too.

It's funny...when I did it, I was so scared I would get into trouble,that, even though it hurt like nothing I'd experienced at that point inmy life (I was 12), I took some toilet paper and covered it, trying tostop the bleeding. Needless to say, I called my sister over,showed her (mostly because I was terrified at the amount of blood, andscared out of my mind), and she brought my mom over.

I had to sleep with my leg elevated that night...the bleeding wasaweful! And talk about stinging!!! :shock::shock:

 

[JAK Rabbitry]

Bath and Body works used to sell this awesomebody oil scrubby stuff....it was in a glass jar and it was like a crazyscented oil with little salt beads in it and it smelled sooo good andleft your skin smooth and yummy smelling and the grit in it got it allclean and junk.

Well, My mum and I loved it and bought a whole bunch and then some for my aunt as a gift. And we all made the same mistake.

Thought we were gonna get our pretty on and take a nice bath...shave legs...put oil stuff on top.

Oh the screaming.

The oil worked its wy into the teeny tiny leg hair holes and just...ateyou from the inside out. It was extremely painful. The next day mumwarned my aunt not to do that. Turns out we were too late. She onlylives 3 houses down i'm surprised we didn't hear her screaming, too.

 

[maherwoman]

Oh man...I can feel your pain!! Argh!! :shock:

 

[Snuggys Mom]

My daughter hasn't started shaving yet and I'mbegging her never to. I figure if she just waxes, it will bea lot easier on her, and less painful! I got the home waxingstuff for her, but she doesn't like it. I may start takingher to the salon to get it done.

I wish I'd never shaved. It's the biggest pain in the butt.

 

[JadeIcing]

Not dumb at all. Just goofy!

 

[JAK Rabbitry]

Going to the salon jsut for hair removal regularly can rack up a bill.
Packet of razors = $1 (dollar treeeeeee)
Shaving gel or cream = $1 (Dollar tree!)

Both of which will last you a good while. Yeah its still annoying. But there's a solution to that too

Pants - $20 (Costco)

 

[maherwoman]

Heck, I go all out...I have one of those Venusrazors...I know, really girly (especially for me)..but they're reallyworth the money, and you only have to buy the basic razoronce. Yes, the replacements are a bit pricey, too...but forsomeone like me (who has amazingly knobby knees, and muscularskater's/runner's legs), it's worth having something that'll move withthe contours. (I don't mean to toot my own horn...havingcurvy legs can be annoying...but honestly, only during shaving. )

Most of my leg muscles started with cross country in high school (proofof being able to run six miles back then without much trouble), and nowin skating again, they bulked right back up again. I told myhusband when we started skating, "How are you gonna feel about having awife with skater's legs?" and he replied, "Heck, I already do,Hun! Won't be much different..." (Ain't he aprince?)

Anyway, I'll be going all-out for my daughter when she's of-age toshave, too. I don't want her to have the experience I didwith it, and I can already tell she'll have my legs...especially if shecontinues skating and being active through her teens like Iwas!