Every morning, I let Rorschach out onto my porch. This way, he can stretch out those long bunny legs and get some fresh air. It also allows me to air out the room. It doesn't have the really icky smell anymore, but the house still smells a little like I have a pet.
When I'm on my way to my office, I take a little distraction so he won't keep jumping on my legs or rubbing at my feet. He did this from the first time that I took him out, and I spent the first couple of days walking very slowly so I wouldn't accidentally injure him. It's amazing how talented this bunny is at training his humans.
A few days ago, I was on my way to the office and grabbed a cabbage leaf. There was no little ball of fluff at my feet. Instead, I saw a blur of black and white outside, in my side yard. Oh, no.
I called my daughter and told her to get out there ASAP. With a client on the way, my time was limited. I know some people will disagree, but work comes before pets. I'm a single mom getting zero child support. While she was getting some shoes on, I rushed over to the side yard.
I called to him softly and approached slowly, offering him the leaf. He was nibbling at some bit of weeds in the yard. As I got near, I could see him tense up. I reached for him and he bolted the moment my hands got onto him. Afraid of injuring him, I'd been far too gentle, and he escaped easily. I recently started working on cutting down a tree. He was unable to keep going the direction he headed because its branches were blocking his way. He ran back, passing me and heading for the parking lot. Crap.
He hesitated, sniffing at the weed he'd been eating before I'd come. I tossed down the cabbage leaf, a little closer to me (and farther from the parking lot). He stopped and began munching the leaf. I spoke softly and petted him, then picked him up. He squirmed a bit, but he was ultimately more interested in eating the cabbage than getting away from me.
My daughter grabbed the cage and once I was in the house, she put the cage beside me. We put him in and I hurried to my office to clean up. I had bits of fur and dirt on my top and I prayed silently that I didn't smell as dirty as I looked. On my way to the office, I brushed at my clothing, plucking at stubborn rabbit hairs.
That evening, he honked for the first time. We were in a huge panic, because we'd never heard that kind of noise. We thought perhaps he'd gotten sick from something he ate while he was out in the yard. Then, I found some videos on youtube with bunnies making the same sounds. He did it while eating some salad I'd prepared for him, so we were pretty tickled when we realized it was his basically his equivalent of, "This is pretty good grub! I'm so glad I didn't actually run away, because those weeds aren't as tasty as this!"
This was the day before Christmas Eve. I couldn't take the time to examine the porch, as this was my busiest day in months. Everybody and their uncles wanted to come in for gift certificates or for their own sessions.
I spent my entire weekend thinking about what had happened. I plan to try and figure out how he got out of the enclosed porch, and I will attempt to repair it. However, this whole situation made me very aware that this home is less than ideal for a pet rabbit. I'm not in a rush to re-home him, but I do believe he should go somewhere more suitable.
When he escaped, he refused to come to me and squirmed away the moment I put a hand on him. If not for those branches I've procrastinated about dragging to the curb, I would never have caught him. I cannot leave him in his cage all of the time, but I really don't have anywhere in the house that is safe for him to run around.
I keep thinking of how horrific it would be if he made it all of the way over to the street. I live at the intersection of two of the busiest streets in town and my house is completely surrounded by commercial buildings. There is no safe place for him to head.
This is especially true because I'm currently studying to be a pet groomer. Owning a day spa has been a lot more stress than I ever imagined it would be. I intend to convert my office into a spa for dogs, instead. Perhaps working with pets instead of owning one would be easier for me. If Rorschach escaped with a dog in my parking lot, it's quite possible that the dog would chase him and we'd have two animals in the middle of a busy intersection.
It makes us sad to consider placing Rorschach in another home, but my daughter agrees with me that he needs someplace more rabbit-friendly. If any of you are looking for, or know somebody looking for, a rabbit in the Daytona Beach area... please let me know. As I said, I'm not in a hurry to get this done, but I do believe it's best for him.
He is not neutered, but hasn't had the behavioral issues I hear about so often. He doesn't bite or scratch. He flicked pee at me when we first got him, but hasn't since. The only time he's ever nipped at me was when he needed to relieve himself, but I kept trying to cuddle him on my lap. He learned to use his litter box within a couple of weeks and only "goes" outside of it if it isn't clean enough for him. As long as I change it once a day or every other day, he's a happy camper. He's not super snuggly, but he enjoys getting his cheeks massaged and for his ears to be stroked. He loves cilantro and pellets more than anything else, but he isn't picky.
I was contemplating putting him on Craigslist, but I'm concerned that he won't find a good home there. So for now, I'm just going to have this blog post and something in the category set aside for rabbits needing forever homes.