My Bunny Has Been Claimed by the Gays!
*Hopefully all who read this will have a sense of humor*
Two of my oldest friends drove in from San Diego yesterday. Mainly because I was helping them create their Halloween Costumes for the Halloween parade in New Orleans but also because they wanted to see my bunnies and to see if I was over exaggerating about my stories, especially about Vito!
So I asked my bunnies to be on their best behavior. Lola was a doll, sweet and dainty and my friends loved petting her (after the 20 min. it took me to catch her!)
Of course Vito had to show off by drinking his own pee while sitting in the puddle (That's momma's boy!)
My two friends (who are both gay) decided to make Vito their honorary mascot. Their reasoning is because of what they witnessed;
1. Vito spends hours grooming himself & gazing into a mirror (Well- He is a hot looking Bun!)
2. He is a controlling super neat Diva
3. He likes to sneak into my closet and lay (sometimes chew) my Heels. Not my cheap shoes or my boyfriends shoes but only my Designer Name shoes!
Seriously- every time we can't find Vito all we have to do is look in my shoe closet!
And 4. Vito only likes to listen to certain types of music;
Cher, Katy Perry, Madonna and Lady Gaga. Any other type of music he thumps angrily at.
Hehe- True, my friends do have a few valid points but I think they just stated the above because they want to take my Vito home with them!
As for Vito being gay? I think he's just metro-sexual. My boyfriend still thinks it's because we got him neutered
1.Pic. Blurry- Vito lounging with my Steve Maddens
2. Vito Caught coming out of my closet
3. Where's Vito....There he is under my shoe rack in my Closet
4. I Love my Mommy's Pink hoodie and I think there might be shoes in her bag!