Mommy went to the food store after class today, and my boyfriend gave me lots of fun green stuff.
I should probably clarify that statement, shouldn't I? I have a boyfriend. Actually, I have two. They're both human. They work at the food store. One of them has a crush on mommy, so he's nice to me. The other has bunnies of his own, so he's nice to me. Both of them give me bags of green stuff every time mommy goes in. Today, it was the boyfriend with bunnies. I like him, but I like my other boyfriend better (although mommy prefers this guy, because he won't ask for her phone number). He gave me cilantro, parsley, three types of lettuce, kale, and radishes. All for free! I've never had a radish before, but he said his bunnies eat them all the time.
My other boyfriend knows all my favorite foods, and all the stuff I don't like (spinach...blech). Rather than going into the back and taking whatever is going to be composted, he pulls leaves right off of the stalks for me. He knows all my favorites, and breaks the green parts off of carrots and everything (I don't like carrots, but I love the green).
I'm happy though, because now I have lots of treats. And mommy is reminding me that since her best friend will be here in three days, I'm going to get so many treats and so much snuggling. She even told me that Sunday night, they're throwing a little party at our apartment so her other friends can see me again. I like those friends. They sneak me table food. I'm a very happy bunny right now. Mommy is actually getting ahead on her work for once (she does something she calls "procrastinating"....I don't quite get it) in preparation for this weekend, and she told me that tomorrow, she'll have lots of time to snuggle with me.