You know what else stops religious people from coming to your door? Answering it in your underwear holding a cat. LMAO. This is totally nuts and totally true...but when I was like 17, I had had a long night of drinking, came home at like 6 that morning and passed out on the couch in a tank top and undies. I woke up at like 10am to someone knocking at my door. Being totally hung over/still drunk I opened the door and grabbed the cat as she tried to run out. As I opened the door, I was like "jesus christ its so early, what do you wa..." To realize that there were two guys standing on my door step with bibles and pamphlets. Trying to talk to me, the one with no pants, about temptation. LOL I stood there and was like, "well, lucky for you guys, I know all about this and I've found jesus already. I found him at a bi-lo standing in front of my car. So you guys can leave the pamphlets in the mailbox and keep it moving" They never made eye contact, they just said to have a good day and they never came back! That solved that problem. They didn't even stop for a can food donation for a can drive they did every year.
About jesus at the bi-lo, which is a grocery store in my area I don't know about everyone else. But I went there one evening to get something. As I walked out of the store, I saw this guy standing in front of my car. I slowed my pace and looked at him. He had no shoes on, long brown hair, long beard, cut of at the knee jean shorts, a messenger bag and a Jim Morrison t-shirt on. I walked to my car, I was like "can I help you?" He just stared at me. I asked if I knew him, he just stared. I was like, are you friends with someone I knew and he just stared. I asked if he was Jesus, he just smiled at me and walked away. I am almost positive that I saw jesus that evening. Then family guy totally stole my experience of seeing jesus and used it in an episode, seriously.
Sorry if that offends anyone. Its true though, it was jesus.
I probably should go back to the doctor, but uhmm...I don't want to. hahaha. As terrible as that is, I just really hate going and I don't want to go back. I'll be like a little kid. I don't wanna gooooo! LMAO.