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I have an awful memory for films, I can't remember what's in them, or even if I've seen them

But my ultimate quote is from Independence Day, when Will Smith crashes the alien aircraft and goes, quite simply

'Oops'.


 
Okay...I have to admit one of my less bright moments here. Snuggy'smom, when I originally watched Gladiator and Glutumous Maximus (or whatever Russell Crowe's character's name was) said "At my signal, unleash hell", hehe...you know what I thought for a moment or two? I thought the dog they were showing in the movie was named Hell...and I thought, 'what the #%!@!...? All these big, tough, well-muscled He-men warriors, and they're going to sic one measly dog on the bad guys?'
:foreheadsmack:

 
Bassetluv wrote:
Okay...I have to admit one of my less bright moments here. Snuggy'smom, when I originally watched Gladiator and Glutumous Maximus (or whatever Russell Crowe's character's name was) said "At my signal, unleash hell", hehe...you know what I thought for a moment or two? I thought the dog they were showing in the movie was named Hell...and I thought, 'what the #%!@!...? All these big, tough, well-muscled He-men warriors, and they're going to sic one measly dog on the bad guys?'
That is too funny! Hey, that was onebad-a** dog though. I think he actually did take out one or two of the bad guys.
 
haha, I remembered one.

School of Rock:

jack black: I've touched your kids, and im pretty sure they've touched me too."

Im not sure if tats exactly how it goes, but it is sssoo hilarious!

lol, I love that movie.
 
Idon't kow where to begin...

"Where's the rum gone?"- POTC

"We want a shrubery!"- Holy Grail

"Me fail Engilsh, that's unpossible!" - Simpsons season 6

"Juicy fish, so nice and sweet..." - LOTR

"Don't think he knows about second supper Pip." - LOTR

"Hit the pillow, it makes you feel better!" - I don't rember the name!!

"Plus he can cut guns in half with his mind!" "Really i hadn't heard that!" - Mystery Men

"The Larch" - Mounty Python

"You may have seen a house fly, mabey even a horse fly, but I bet you aint never seen a donkey fly!!" - Shrek

I could keep going.....
 
Phinnsmommy wrote:
haha, I remembered one.

School of Rock:

jack black: I've touched your kids, and im pretty sure they've touched me too."

Im not sure if tats exactly how it goes, but it is sssoo hilarious!

lol, I love that movie.
lol!!! That movie's awesome!!
 
Okay, I've got more....

"Hey Marge were's that thing.. you know.. for digging food?" "You mean a spoon?" "Yeah, gimme, gimme, gimme!!" - Simpsons

"The Black Vegtable!" - Black Adder

"You must cut down the tallest tree in the forest with.... a herring!!!" - Holy Grail

"e a a summdomen yay, dome es ay e reck we aim.. *wack*" - Hoyl Grail (the monks)

"Nee" - Holy Grail

"I said WE!" - SNL

"McGruber.." - SNL
 
Here's a few more, from one of my favorite movies...Steel Magnolias

"I'm pleasant dammit, I'm pleasant!! I saw Drummond at the Piggly Wiggly and I smiled at the son-of-a-b*** before I could help myself."

"My momma brought me up right. I haven't left the house without Spandex on these thighs since I was 14."

"Why Ouiser, you sound almost chipper today. What happened, you run over a small child or something?"

"The only difference between us and the animals is our ability to accessorize."

(M'Lynn, mourning the death of her daughter):
"No! No! No! It's not supposed to happen this way! I'm supposed to go first. I've always been ready to go first! I-I don't think I can take this! I-I don't think I can take this! I-I just wanna *hit* somebody 'til they feel as bad as I do! I just wanna *hit* something! I wanna *hit it hard*!"
(Clairee pushes Ouiser in front of M'Lynn):
"Here! Hit this*! Go ahead M'Lynn, *slap her*!"

"There's so much static electricity in this room, I pick up everything except boys and money!"

"That is one ugly dog. What kind of dog is that?"
"If it had hair, it'd be a Saint Bernard."

"Smile...it increases your face value."

"I'm not crazy, I've just been a very bad mood for the last 40 years."
 
[line]Sword and the Sorcerer: (it is the dark ages and a gang of soldiers has just attempted to rape a maiden when the hero comes to her aid) Hero "That's a very small threat." Solidier looks down.

Ghostbusters: "Let's split up, that way we can do more damage."

Silence of the Lambs: "With some fava beans and a nice chianti"

Holy Grail - Monty Python: "Couldn't I have just a little peril"

Terminator: "I'll be back"

Harry met Sally: " I'll have what she's having."

Gone With the Wind: "I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies."

Young Frankenstein: "What Great Knockers"

 
Mine are kinda stupid... cause we quote them so often...

From Superman Returns....

*Wow Lex, thats really something..*
(I say this EVERYTIME my husband shows me something I have absolutly NO intrest in, like table saws in fashion colors or something, and now my kids do it too)

From The 40 year old Virgin-

Everytime one of us injures ourselves.....

*OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KELLY CLARKSOOOOOOOOOOOON*


And if we forget to say that, it's usually..

*Oh HELP ME TOM CRUISE.. HELP ME OPRAH*....From Talledega Nights..


And when we're showing animals..

*If you aint first, yer last*.. again, from Talledega Nights..

And the last one.. is REALLY stupid..

I have a Dodge Daytona Truck... yanno the muscle trucks with the spoilers, Limited Edition, came in orange or silver only..well on a recent trip to go for pigs, I was stuck behind the Ag truck haulin a livestock trailer and they were doin like 30 in a 65.. so I punched it and went around them, didn't think anything about it...months later I heard that I *think im somethin cause I had to show off and blow the doors off the Ag truck*.. so aside from the running jokes about me pullin into parking lots at events and announcing everyone should report to the lot to put the doors back on their vehicles.. I always say.. when passing someone involved in FFA... *Hakuna Matata B**ches* From Talledega Nights.... I know.. stupid.. but it makes me giggle EVERYTIME!

Zin




 
Ooh this is fun!



Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring:

Frodo: I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.



Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers:

Frodo: I can't do this, Sam.

Sam: I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo; the ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn’t want to know the end... because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was, when so much bad had happened?

But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines, it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you that meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn’t. They kept going... because they were holding on to something.

Frodo: What are we holding on to, Sam?

Sam: That there’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it’s worth fighting for.



Labrynth

"Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen, for my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great — You have no power over me"



And these are from a TV show so Im cheating here:)

From Buffy the Vampire Slayer:

"Everything here is hard, and bright, and violent. Everything I feel, everything I touch - this is hell. Just getting through the next moment, and the one after that - knowing what I've lost..."



Anya: "I don't understand! I don't understand how this all happens. How we go through this. I mean, I knew her, and then she's... there's just a body, and I don't understand why she just can't get back in it and not be dead anymore. It's stupid. It's mortal and stupid. And Xander's crying and not talking. And I was having fruit punch, and I thought, well, Joyce will never have any more fruit punch, ever. And she'll never have eggs or yawn or brush her hair. Not ever. And no one will explain to me why."



"The hardest thing in this world is to live in it"

 
Oh I thought of another!

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire:

"Dark and difficult times lie ahead, soon we must all face the choice, between what is right and what is easy"
 
"There comes a time when all of the cosmic tumblers have clicked into place, and the universe opens itself up for a few seconds to show you what's possible."







~Field of Dreams~
 
Me and my friends are more into quoting stand up comics than movie lines.

"I took 2 hits of Mitsubishi extacy!"

" I'm breathing! Leave me alone!"

- Pablo Fransisco
 
Last night I was rewatching one of my favorite movies (The Christmas Shoes) and I heard a line that I'll probably not forget...

Rob Lowe is standing at the cashier in the store as they're closing on Christmas Eve....he's been doing everything wrong with his family and he doesn't understand his wife nor she him. Earlier in the movie she talks about how there are two people in the same house...and sometimes they share the same bed...but they aren't there together.

Oh - he also lost his mom just shortly before this scene as she passed away suddenly.

So he's holding last minute gifts in his hands and the clerk says to him, "Are you ready?" and he's like 'Huh?" and the clerk goes.."to cash out."

He looks at the clerk and thinks about it "Are you ready to cash out?"...and suddenly he says, "No I'm not..." and puts the stuff down and goes in search of his wife and daughter.

I love it when movie lines resonate with something inside us...make us realize something about ourselves or our beliefs or whatever.

"Are you ready to cash out?"....really makes me wonder...is all that "stuff" in my hands what will really matter when it IS time to cash out.

Just Peg's ramblings....feel free to move on...

Peg
 

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