ANNA
(1) Loves to be brushed and petted. On her terms.
(2) Will eat apples, but only if there is nothing else offered.
(3) Gets mad and tosses things if they get in her royal way.
(4) Absolutely, positively HATES hardwood floors.
(5) Used to wiggle her tail like a lamb whenever Raph went near her.
(6) Will come up from behind and bite me on the rear if I am on my hands and knees, cleaning bedding/litter boxes. This is also known as *Anna's Bun Stun*.
(7) Is the world's fastest chew-n-run bun on the planet.
(8) During the holidays, Anna's favorite place to hang out and chill is under the Christmas tree.
(9) If not fed exactly on time, gets in *a mood* and will no longer speak.
(10) Has a past criminal record dating back to her juvenile days...she was charged and sentenced with severing lines of communication (regular phone, modem, cordless phone (which, btw, do have cords...at least until Anna showed up)).
YOFI
(1) Steals food - any food, anything resembling food, anything that could maybe possibly one day be construed as being remotely related to the food family (photo evidence of one food theft to follow
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(2) Will literally climb over anything - including human bodies - to get to food.
(3) Is currently training Anna to be a cohort in his crimes.
(4) Mysteriously leaves *one* (and only *one*) poop in the bathtub on a daily basis
(5) Likes to stop in the midst of playing and watch tv.
(6) Can hear the opening of a refridgerator door within a radiius of 10 miles. Probably can hear it before it opens. Makes a bunline (same as beeline - only with rabbit propulsion) to said fridge in an effort to steal whatever is within reach of the bottom shelf.
(7) Thinks he is a cat.
(8) Thinks he is a human.
(9) Thinks he is a rabbit who can irritate The Dog to no end. Oh wait...that one he got right.
(10) In The World According To Yofi, kitchen tables were meant to be sat upon.
[sup]1[/sup]Criminal evidence currently being held in The Court Of Mom...charges to come at later date: