Kids Say the Most Darndest Things don't they!?

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BlueCamasRabbitry

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So my 5-year old nephew is over at my house this weekend (whilst I'm being sick, and it's not good since he likes to rough-house and can't understand why I need to be resting all day ;)) :p

Anyways, andabout 5 minutes ago I had finished eating lunch, and Jack (my nephew) took out 6 pieces of change (a few pennies, nickel, dime, etc.) and placed them on the table in front of me. I told him to count how much money he had and he goes "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6....6 Dollars"

And I was like "Well, you're just going to be rich when you get older, then, aren't you!?" lol. Meaning, that since he counted each piece as a dollar, that by the time he was older he'd be rich because each piece of change was worth a dollar. He'd probably think that cash was $1000 per piece, lol.

Of course I was being sarcastic....but then he pulls out enough change to equal 22 pieces and I say...."count 'em up", so he does and there's 22 pieces. I say "How much is that?" His response? "$22" Lol. Gosh, I couldn't stop laughing it was so hilarious.

I seriously wish each piece of change was $1 worth! Then we all really WOULD be rich. :D

Emily
 
My brothers ex girlfriend has 2 kids, a 4 year old and a 1 year old.

well the 4 year old (cory) got kicked off the school bus for spitting so She asked if we can pick him up from kindergarten because she has no car. So i went in and said i was picking up Corey. He comes out and looks at me and says 'Who are you'

...Note: Eric and his mom have been going out for a few months by this point and I've baby sat many times.

So they had to call his mom and let her release him...ugh such a big hassle
 
While driving down a main road that runs through the country - many years ago - we suddenly had a big buck run across the road in front of my car. At about 3 years old, my son said "MOMMY! That deer did NOT cross at the sign!"

He thought deer crossing signs were for the deer to cross at LOL!
 
BBB, that's hilarious, but I can see how he could be right! They SHOULD cross at the signs, lol!

My 3-year old (soon-to-be-step-nephew) came over for dinner tonight and he was telling everyone (all us older kids, including my 8 year old neice, 10 year old nephew, my sister and my 5 year old nephew) to "Be careful! The food is HOT!"
And then he said "My house is at my home..." Hehe, that had everyone laughing, and everyone was correcting him...but of course he's just 3years old so he doesn't know. Then Jack (who I mentioned in the first post) said "Jacob (the 3-year old) is weird!" Lol.

Thanks Trailsend; yeah I totally wish that too, hehe! I'd be so rich right now!

Emily
 
My cuz Kate whos 3 1/2 was playing with her lego with her sister Laura 1 1/2 and she hit laura so my aunt goes Kate if you hit Laura again i'll have to pack up the lego, so Kate 30min later kicks laura and says can you pack it up mummy im bored. Lol i was quite amused needless to say Kate had to pack up the lego tehe.
 
BlueSkyAcresRabbitry wrote:
Ok, so, I forgot to put the question in the main post, and then it was too lated to ETA it, so....

Do you have stories of kids saying the darndest things?


Emily
I edited it for you, Emily.
 
Brandy456 wrote:
My brothers ex girlfriend has 2 kids, a 4 year old and a 1 year old.

well the 4 year old (cory) got kicked off the school bus for spitting so She asked if we can pick him up from kindergarten because she has no car. So i went in and said i was picking up Corey. He comes out and looks at me and says 'Who are you'

...Note: Eric and his mom have been going out for a few months by this point and I've baby sat many times.

So they had to call his mom and let her release him...ugh such a big hassle

My great aunt is Japanese. Her husband (who has passed away) was white.

Together they had two daughters. Linda takes after her Dad, Lana after her Mom.

When Lana got married to Mark (a blue eyed blonde) they had two sons - a blue eyed son and a more oriental looking son.

Lana had to fly to New Mexico recently and she left the boys with her Mom, Tomiko. When Tomiko went to the airport to pick Lana yp she had brought Justin with her (the blue eyed blonde boy) to the airport.

Of course, being 4 years old he ended up throwing a fit and he started yelling - YOU"RE NOT MY MOM!

I have never laughed soo hard in my life than when Tomiko was telling us about the incident, where airport officials thought the olderJapanese lady ws trying to kidnap the little white boy...
 
When my daughter Kaity was about three we were visiting my husbands family, my sister-in-law told us that she was pregnant. Kaity of course didn't know what pregnant meant so my sister-in-law explained that she had a baby in her tummy. Kaity looked at her and said " Did it squish in your mouth?" Sister-in-law looked at me not having any idea what Kaity was talking about so I had to explain " If it's in your tummy, you must have swallowed it .....RIGHT?" she was speechless!
 
I have a story and it has way TMI so i appologize in advance and if you are a man you might not want to read this so feel free to scroll right down.



My son was at the age where we were getting into girls have "pee-pee's" and boys have birds. He was stuck on everyone having a birdie, so once he was in the bathroom with me and I had my period (this is where the TMI comes in so stop reading) I use tampons, so he said to me "you have a birdie and I have a birdie" , I said "no mommy is a girl and has a pee pee and you are a boy and have a birdie"

I stand up to pull up my underwear and he seen the string and said, very excitedly

"mommy you do have a birdie, there it is, you silly"



What do you say????? I wanted to die of laughter and embaressment,lol. Again sorry for the information on this but i still get a chuckle out of it.
 
This is not really about what my niece said, it is more about what she did.

My niece (2 years old at the time) had a nasty habit of hitting people in the face when she wanted them to put her down.

Well, my brother was sitting on the couch with her on his lap facing him and she slapped him on his face, hard (this happened too many times). I told my brother to fake crying. He did and "cried" for about 30 seconds. When he stopped and looked at her, she hit him again. There was nothing we could do but laugh. She did eventually stop hitting people. She is 3 now.

Sharon

 
When I was a baby, I loved being naked.

One day my brother had some friends over and my mom was about to put be in the bath and she turned around and I ran out of the bathroom naked, and went to see him and his friends.

They still make fun of me. :(
 
About perhaps a year-ish ago, my daughter was about 5...I don't recall what she had, but I had turned to her and said
"You know, sometimes you are just so cute"
She looks at me, smiles and says..
"Yeah, but sometimes I'm not"

Typing it out doesn't sound as cute as it was, but cracked me up.


Recently we were talking about growing up.
Went over the school is important thing n what not. Told her she could be anything she wants to be after she does all her schooling...

Her reply "Like a Zombie?" and said with some excitment...to my knowledge she has never even seen on...
So...as far as my wonderful noodle is concerned...to date..she will live with me forever, she wants to be a mom and have babies, Marry the Gecko Gieco, and be a zombie...

I intend to remind her of all this the day she brings home the guy she wants to marry...lol
 
LOL! Honest little one isn't she?

When my niece turned 3 we had a big party and she told everyone how she was "THREE TODAY!"

The next day when I saw her, I said "Well there's the three year old!" and she said "Oh, no, that was yesterday! I am just two again." :p
 
my 6 year old neice is really tall for her age she looks like she should be in the 3rd grade , one day out of the blue she said she had a lot of junk in her trunk... well she has a speach problem and it came out as shunk in her shrunk... we ccouldn't help but laugh
 

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