kids say the darndest things...

[Bunnicula]

Okay, so maybe I didn't SAY it...but I thought it...

My mom is a nurse. All through my childhood she was quite open with me, and she talked to me about puberty and getting my period LOOOOONG before you have that talk in school.

I always liked to play school and read. So she let me have some of the pamphlets and books she had gotten for kids about our "bodily changes." I read them with great interest (thinking I was so mature to know more than my friends).

Now, you've gotto understand that some of the literature she gave me were published in the early 1950's and used different terminology.

Anyway, I could never understand WHY the book called "those parts" your public area. Was it because you used them to make babies? It took me YEARS to realize it was PUBIC not PUBLIC! :embarrassed:

*sighs, turns red, shakes head*

-Mary Ellen

 

[Bassetluv]

Anyway, I could never understand WHY the book called "those parts" your public area.

LOL!!!! :laugh:

 

[Phinnsmommy]

Today I was at a waterpark with my mom's friends son, who is two.

We were in line for this kiddy slide thing, and there was a 4-5 year old little girl in front of us. Part of her "cheek" was hanging out, and Ned goes up to her and touches it, then keeps saying "Bum, Bum, Bum"

He is just learning to talk. And then when I was cracking up, he TOUCHES it!! And then he starts in with his "Gen? Gen?" Which means he is asking if you can do it again.

lol I was laughing so hard. And he had a big smile on his face, he was so proud of himself :biggrin2:

 

[TK Bunnies]

Phinnsmommy wrote:

Today I was at a waterpark with my mom's friends son, who is two.

We were in line for this kiddy slide thing, and there was a 4-5 year old little girl in front of us. Part of her "cheek" was hanging out, and Ned goes up to her and touches it, then keeps saying "Bum, Bum, Bum"

He is just learning to talk. And then when I was cracking up, he TOUCHES it!! And then he starts in with his "Gen? Gen?" Which means he is asking if you can do it again.

lol I was laughing so hard. And he had a big smile on his face, he was so proud of himself :biggrin2:

OMG!!!! That's funny!!

 

[Linz_1987]

Haha some of these are hilarious!

The other day at work one of the chefs at works son whos 9 came into the kitchen and said " wow my tooth just fell out!" and he was really happy the tooth fairy was going to come that night. He walked out and up the stairs. As he was walking up the stairs he knocked his other tooth out (theywere loose anyway) and he came running into the kitchen bawling his eyes out saying "all my teeth are falling out!"

It was so funny! We all thought he had fallen down the stairs or something. Bless him.

 

[MsBinky]

Ok this isn't really a kid kid but it happened when my sister was maybe 11. Keep in mind that my sister has always been obsessed with hot men and always checking them out. She has a huge thing for men in uniforms...

So anyway, in the middle of the night we heard a very loud crash. I rushed downstairs and my mother was screaming and my father flew out the door. It turns out some young guys crashed their car into a neighbor's parked car, then into my grandmother's car, and then into our house (well just the wall).

The firemen come and need to go downstairs right... And my sister is standing closeby and one of them asks her where the stairs are and she just stands there, admiring his eyes and replies "I dunno".

LMAO. It was so obvious even the firemen laughed. :laugh:

 

[ThatsMySimi]

Mine wasn't embarassing, but cute...



One day my mom was talking to my Nana, and she said "Yup, Shays got him(my dad) wrapped right around her little pinky" and I looked at my pinky and was staring at it and dad said "Shay, what are you looking at?" and I said "Daddy, how do you fit around my little pinky?" LOL