Jessica Rabbit

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I've not posted any pics recently so just to letyou know.. watch this space because there will be more of my littlediva this weekend

 

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:waiting:I will be checking!

 

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Hey everyone,

I took Jessica to the Vets today in her Paris Hilton Style Carrier (itwas only to get her nails clipped) we had to quickly nip to Wilko'sinto town after (Wilko's is is like a really small K-Mart.) So off wewent with Jessica's little head poking out her bag. We gotlots of comments such as "she's got a rabbit in her bag!",and"is that a chiwawa?!?" she also got lots of children coming up to herwanting to stroke her. (Jessica is very ME, ME, ME so I don't think sheminded too much...

I think I'm also the only rabbit to see a brass band play too..

EXCUSE ME!! Who is telling this story?!?, sorry that was Jess buttingin, as mentioned above she is very "Its all about me" so expect her tokeep butting in all the time.

Anyways, so there we were waiting outside Wilko's when a brass band came marching through the streets of Chesterfield..

Mummy was scared I would get frightened so ran inside Wilko's and everyone was laughing at her hehee..

 

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I also tried taking some professional looking photographs of her today as well

I didn't feel like posing and no amount of treatsmummy offered me would make me, she was also annoyed that the cameramade me have red eyes. Human slaves are funny

 

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Jessica got spayed last month and she got reallyspoilt (no change there then). I made her a really yummy breakfast, Ithad Carrots, Blackberries, Mango, two kinds of Water Melon, Kiwi,Banana and some of her pellets

Ooohhh you have to make me that again.. Please note I am telling, not asking!!

 

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Heres Jessica enjoying her breakfast

 

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I will have to make her that again as she wasn'treally with it when she had it and as you will see in the photos herfur is all matted around her eyes where the vet had given her eye-drops, poor little madam didn't even feel up to grooming herself.

Yeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy!!! Yummy food all for me, I'm going to wiggle my bunny tail in a bunny dance :bunnydance:

 

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Jessica is so spoilt she even gets to go onholiday! Here she is at her grandma and grandads house taking thewasing line for a spin....

 

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Mummy just told me you should all bereally grateful and start paying her money because she is providing youwith entertainment and a useful way for you to dry your clothes

:embarrassed:heh heh, bunnies they will tell you anything :embarrassed:

 

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Jessica's Grandad built her a run recently (seewhat I mean.. Spoilt!) We had a BBQlast weekend andshe satoutside with us.

 

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The BBQ was fun, Mummy and Daddy werethere, Grandad Terry, Grandma Zara, Auntie Lucy and our best buddyAisha was also with us. They were all acting very strange and keptwaving bottled about with some liquid in, I think I heard Mummy say Itwas called wine and she was going to get slaughtered!!! I didn't wantMummy to get slaughtered, she didn't in the end though she just wasacting strange and giggly, so were all the others! In fact daddy waslooking green the next morning and kept going to the bathroom to makingall these strange noises! It made me laugh, the rest weren't lookingtoo hot either. Aren't humans silly

:rabbithop:toastingbuns

 

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Luckily mummy didn't want to leave meout on the BBQ food so she got me a wafer basket with corn on the cobin it and I got some tomato too

 

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Mummy says I'm always eating and I must stop or I will get fat, I'm not fat I'm just big boned!

And look when I stretch out I look sooo skinny like I never get fed, feed me mummy purleeeeease!!!

 

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Mummy always makes sure I have plentyto do and is always bringing me toys, she says I cost her a flammin'fortune but she always tells me I'm worth it.

Yup too damn right I'm worth it just look at my cute face, how could I not be!!!

 

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I must show you around my room..

I'm sorry about the poops, but at least I'm a good girl andgo in my tray! I have lots of cuddly toys, big balls, small balls,bouncy balls, rattly balls (Mum just told me to keep it clean asyounger bunnies might be listening, I think she got the wrong end ofthe stick I wasn't trying to be rude!) Anyways, I have a water bowlwith rabbits on, a bowl for Hay, a bowl for food, kitchen rolls andtoilet tubes (I get plenty of them as I live in the bathroom), I have amat to sprawl out and lie on, a couple of boxes that I can climb up soI can get on top of the toilet seat so I can survey all around me, andthe top box even has a little bed in it! Phew!!!

Also I have another bed (pink of course)in thedinning room and mummy said I'm oldenough now to have a Vaulks Wagon Beetle car bedthat she saw on the Internet so hopefully I will be able to show youthat soon.

SPOILT!!!!!!!

Well I better go now because Mummy says her dinner is nearlyready.. And she says I eat a lot!! Bunny hugs and kisses to you all

:kiss::bunnyheartLove Jessica xxx Hope to be back soon

Sorry guys that was a case of:threadhijacked:told you she would probably keep butting in,looks like she took over. Hope she behaved herself. We both hope to beback sometime soon so keep looking out for us

Love from all of us xx

 

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cute! cant wait for more pictures and stories! :bunnydance::bunnydance:

 

[Flashy]

Aw, these are lovely pics. I love the washingline idea

 

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[align=center]I thought collars were bad for buns?
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[JadeIcing]

Lovely pictures, but corn is bad for buns.