Weetwoo_89
Well-Known Member
(You may not find it funny, maybe you just had to be there. But it just cracked me up the way it turned out.It was a conversation between two of my acquaintances. One has a bunny and one just spends too much time with me.)
BunnyHaver "My bunny is growing too big. I need to get it a smaller cage."
NoBunny "Do you mean a bigger cage?"
BH "Nope."
NB "Why would you get a smaller cage? That is cruel."
BH "Because rabbits grow to fit their environment."
NB "What? No they don't!"
BH "Yes they do. This bunny is a dwarf bunny and it just keeps getting bigger!."
NB "Rabbits do not grow to fit their environment! Then we would have giant wild rabbits!" (This is funny to me. It is ignorance, which is sad. I am in no way condoning having a pet and knowing nothing about it. But the thought of giant wild rabbits makes me happy. I would like to ride a rabbit to school!)
This argument went on for at least 15 minutes before they came to ask me. I tried to set things straight. The girl got her bunny from a pet store and told her it was a dwarf. I said I bet. (I haven't seen it so I don't know). I did tell her not to get a smaller cage and that the bunny wouldn't shrink even if she did, that it would only be cruel. Perhaps I just have an odd sense of humor. Giant bunnies would be fun ...to me at least...Just your thoughts and opinions, or whatever.
<3, RaE
BunnyHaver "My bunny is growing too big. I need to get it a smaller cage."
NoBunny "Do you mean a bigger cage?"
BH "Nope."
NB "Why would you get a smaller cage? That is cruel."
BH "Because rabbits grow to fit their environment."
NB "What? No they don't!"
BH "Yes they do. This bunny is a dwarf bunny and it just keeps getting bigger!."
NB "Rabbits do not grow to fit their environment! Then we would have giant wild rabbits!" (This is funny to me. It is ignorance, which is sad. I am in no way condoning having a pet and knowing nothing about it. But the thought of giant wild rabbits makes me happy. I would like to ride a rabbit to school!)
This argument went on for at least 15 minutes before they came to ask me. I tried to set things straight. The girl got her bunny from a pet store and told her it was a dwarf. I said I bet. (I haven't seen it so I don't know). I did tell her not to get a smaller cage and that the bunny wouldn't shrink even if she did, that it would only be cruel. Perhaps I just have an odd sense of humor. Giant bunnies would be fun ...to me at least...Just your thoughts and opinions, or whatever.
<3, RaE