Happy Easter Sweetie!
These are from Fergi's Mom
Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
>A: Eggercise
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>Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
>A: Hoppy Easter!
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>Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
>A: He was a little chicken!
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>Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
>A: An egghead.
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>Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?
>A: Because it was the chicken's day off.
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>Q: What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
>A: A smarty pants.
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>Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
>A: A receding hareline.
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>Q: How do you catch a unique bunny?
>A: Unique up on it!
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>Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
>A: Hareobics.
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>Q: What's the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack?
>A: One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.
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>Q: What has big ears, brings Easter terats, and goes
>hippity-BOOM hippity-BOOM?
>A: The Easter Elephant.
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>Q: How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
>A: By hare mail!
Have fun.
Mom
