Eleven days old
Me: Honey, let's take pictures of the baby
Ben: Sure. My God.
Me: What?
Ben: Can you tell me why that darn rabbit has suddenly become incontinent?
Me: Um...maybe giving birth gave her a weak bladder?
Ben: Uh huh. And does that explain why she keeps peeing on my side of the bed?
Me: Oh c'mon now. Sometimes there's a few spots on my side of the bed.
Ben: Whatever.
Me: Hey, I don't know why you're complaining. My puppy training pads on the bedidea has worked like a damn.
Ben: True. But it's embarrassing when the pet store people ring through the puppy training pads and ask me what type of puppy I have and I tell them I don't have one.
Me: Just explain that you have an incontinent rabbit at home.
Ben: I think I'll just pretend I have a chihuahua puppy.
Me: Okay honey. Can we take some pictures now?
Ben: Yes dear.
Me: Hi baby bunny! Look how big you're getting. You're so darn cute I can't .... dude!!
Ben: What?
Me: I saw an eye.
Ben: No you didn't.
Me: Seriously, I did. This little brown one just opened its eye a crack and stared at me.
Ben: Guess you should have put make-up on today huh?
Me:Cork it.
Ben: It doesn't look like its eyes are open.
Me: They were, trust me. You should have been looking.
Ben: I was busy prying Hazel off my ankle.
Me: What's she doing on your ankle?
Ben: Probably about to pee on it.
Me: Want me to wrap a puppy pad around your ankle?
Ben: Let's just take the rest of the pictures.
Me: Huh...it's hard to tell with the little black ones but I think the other little tan one's eyes are open as well. Yay!!
Ben: Great, now there'll be six bunnies chomping on my ankles instead of one.
Me: It's not their fault your ankles are bunny magnets. Don't blame the innocent baby bunnies.
Ben: Fine, but when they chew through my ankle with theirhuge teeth I deserve the right to say I told you so.
Me: Yes baby.
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