Dortmund Farted

[Flakes]

Ummm Dortmund was chewing on some hay when all of a sudden he let out an extremely loud wet sounding fart. It scared him and he ran into his cave. Is this normal? Is this something I should expect regularly? I mean it was almost as loud as a human fart. He hasn’t bern eating anything super abnormal... just a timothy, orchard grass mix. Plus I gave him a quarter cup of cilantro as a treat. He loves cilantro.

 

[Nancy McClelland]

We have had a few stinker bunnies, but our Great Danes are a major source of methane.

 

[Flakes]

At least he had the decency to feel shame.

 

[Nancy McClelland]

Maybe, but it still stinks!

 

[Flakes]

Seeing your "Sometimes I feel like I'm running a fertilizer factory" subheading, I noticed on craigslist that someone took your idea and ran with it and is selling rabbit manure online. https://cedarrapids.craigslist.org/pet/d/robins-fresh-rabbit-manure-available-10/7006988872.html

 

[Nancy McClelland]

Even better, my screen saver is a red rabbit enclosed except for his head in a shoe box all decorated up like a building with smokestacks and labeled "Poop Factory". Got it off of youtube. Someone else made up a halloween costume that looks like a factory for their dog and called "Methane Factory". Still think our Dane Bender should have come with warning labels. At $10 a sack I'd have about 5 million if I'd have started 15 years ago. DARN!!!