Our hoomans think they're witty, but boy are they SQUARES.
My name's Molly and that's just fine, but when she sees me she always says "Good golly miss Molly!" I'd give all my hay today to know what a "good golly" is! (No I wouldn't, it's delicious). Sometimes she calls me MOLLYCAKES! I'm not a snack!
And poor Gubble has all sorts of nicknames! Gubbs, Gub-Gub, Gubbicus, GUBZILLA!
And Atticus..I just can't understand it! The female hooman calls him MR. FINCH all the time! Who ever heard of an Atticus FINCH? 2+2 does not equal 4 in THIS house, boy howdy.
:craziness