JadeIcing
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The BUNFATHER
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Dear Miss Jade Icing,
I've been thinking about this thread for a long time and I still have a bunch of questions that even Miss Bea doesn't know the answer to after a whole year of kindergarten (seems to me she was pretty dumb if she had to stay there a whole year...but I get bit whenever I say that).
Why do birds eat worms? Why not eat carrots?
Why does it rain on both good rabbits and bad rabbits if they're outside?
Why did God make fleas?
Why do people seem so fascinated with fireworks and loud noises?
If a man speaks when he's alone in the forest and a woman doesn't hear him....is he still wrong?
Why can't I play ball with the big round cactus? I thought I could get Miss Bea to play catch.
Why are there loofahs and how do they feel about being made into sponges? Are they born all those strange colors?
Why is "wine cooler" colder than wine? Is it cooler than beer too?
These are the ones I can think of for right now....
oh...and why do people fall in love?
The BunFather
I've been thinking about this thread for a long time and I still have a bunch of questions that even Miss Bea doesn't know the answer to after a whole year of kindergarten (seems to me she was pretty dumb if she had to stay there a whole year...but I get bit whenever I say that).
Why do birds eat worms? Why not eat carrots?
Why does it rain on both good rabbits and bad rabbits if they're outside?
Why did God make fleas?
Why do people seem so fascinated with fireworks and loud noises?
If a man speaks when he's alone in the forest and a woman doesn't hear him....is he still wrong?
Why can't I play ball with the big round cactus? I thought I could get Miss Bea to play catch.
Why are there loofahs and how do they feel about being made into sponges? Are they born all those strange colors?
Why is "wine cooler" colder than wine? Is it cooler than beer too?
These are the ones I can think of for right now....
oh...and why do people fall in love?
The BunFather
JadeIcing
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The BUNFATHER wrote:
Birds know if they move in on bunny food the buns will get them.
Because they all need a bath.
People have some very very bad ideas about fun.
Man is always wrong. It does not change a thing.
Playing with a cactus would be like having hundreds of needles jammed into you.
Loofahs are born on a cloud. Each cloud is a different color. They feel like it is there duty in life.
Wine coolers are the coolest thing in the world.
People fall in love to have someone to share life with.
ETA: God made fleas so that they could torment innocent animals.
Birds know if they move in on bunny food the buns will get them.
Because they all need a bath.
People have some very very bad ideas about fun.
Man is always wrong. It does not change a thing.
Playing with a cactus would be like having hundreds of needles jammed into you.
Loofahs are born on a cloud. Each cloud is a different color. They feel like it is there duty in life.
Wine coolers are the coolest thing in the world.
People fall in love to have someone to share life with.
ETA: God made fleas so that they could torment innocent animals.
MissBea
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Miss Jade,
Tiny always liked to ask you questions and then think about your answers. Here's one from me.
WHY WON'T BUCKS STAY FAITHFUL TO ONE GIRL?
Especially when she's as BEAUTIFUL as I am?
Miss Bea
Tiny always liked to ask you questions and then think about your answers. Here's one from me.
WHY WON'T BUCKS STAY FAITHFUL TO ONE GIRL?
Especially when she's as BEAUTIFUL as I am?
Miss Bea
JadeIcing
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Miss Bea,
I loved answering questions for Tiny. I miss him so.
Well a buck like a male human are defective. No matter how hard you try to train them they tend to falter.
He I am sure is not sure that he is worthy of perfection such as your self.
Miss Jade
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swanlake
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why are there no blue vegetables?
JadeIcing
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swanlake wrote:
Because blue took to long in the flower line that by the time blue got to thevegetable line there was none left.
MissBea
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Miss Jade,
I have more questions for you 'cause Tiny told me before he passed that I could go to you and mom when I had questions. (Mind you - normally I had answers for him).
What should a doe do when her buck wanders? Should she stick with him anyway? Should she give him the boot? (Where do I get a boot?)
Is it ok for me to live with Zeus and let Ambrosia live with us? We're only roommates and "friends"....although I do love it when Zeus grooms me!
Should I say yes to Zeus and stay with him forever (or until he wanders off again)?
How is it I love Tiny - and Zeus - at the same time? I know I'll never see Tiny again....but I still think of him and smile.
Now to the fun stuff...
Why does mom insist on photo shoots sometimes and put me in baskets and stuff?
Why does mom have to use a "cell phone" when she's sitting at her desk next to her regular phone?
Why does mom not just give me the bag of yogurt chips so I can eat them whenever I want? I only eat one - or one and a half - at a time?
Why do I get more vegetables on something called "payday" and less vegetables right before "payday"?
Why do I have to share my room with Audrey and Sport? I know they only have the closet but I LIKE the closet?
That's all for now...
Oh - and why would humans like raspberry in their cake? YUCK!
Why not just have straight raspberries?
Miss Bea
I have more questions for you 'cause Tiny told me before he passed that I could go to you and mom when I had questions. (Mind you - normally I had answers for him).
What should a doe do when her buck wanders? Should she stick with him anyway? Should she give him the boot? (Where do I get a boot?)
Is it ok for me to live with Zeus and let Ambrosia live with us? We're only roommates and "friends"....although I do love it when Zeus grooms me!
Should I say yes to Zeus and stay with him forever (or until he wanders off again)?
How is it I love Tiny - and Zeus - at the same time? I know I'll never see Tiny again....but I still think of him and smile.
Now to the fun stuff...
Why does mom insist on photo shoots sometimes and put me in baskets and stuff?
Why does mom have to use a "cell phone" when she's sitting at her desk next to her regular phone?
Why does mom not just give me the bag of yogurt chips so I can eat them whenever I want? I only eat one - or one and a half - at a time?
Why do I get more vegetables on something called "payday" and less vegetables right before "payday"?
Why do I have to share my room with Audrey and Sport? I know they only have the closet but I LIKE the closet?
That's all for now...
Oh - and why would humans like raspberry in their cake? YUCK!
Why not just have straight raspberries?
Miss Bea
tonyshuman
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JadeIcing wrote:
Deep fried pickes are THE BEST!!! Every time I go home, I have to eat at this restaruant that does beer-battered deep-fried pickes.:biggrin2:
Deep fried pickes are THE BEST!!! Every time I go home, I have to eat at this restaruant that does beer-battered deep-fried pickes.:biggrin2:
PixieStixxxx
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Is a tomato a fruit, or a vegetable?
JadeIcing
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PixieStixxxx wrote:
Its a Fregetable.
Mrs. PBJ
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Why does apple live woth you and not me
when will We hit the lottery
How many pair of shoe will I own in my life time
when will We hit the lottery
How many pair of shoe will I own in my life time
pinksalamander
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Why when you stay in bed longer do you feel more tired?
What are hiccups actually
Courtesy of Dara O'Brien
What are hiccups actually
Courtesy of Dara O'Brien
Brandy456
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When will this downhill rollercoaster start going upwards ?
Why do my new slaves keep me in a cage instead of a NIC pen? (I can't get out this way and I have special missions I need to do to guard the house).
Why didn't the dog take out Lord Dumpster like he was supposed to? Should I have used a cat to put a contract out on him?
Why does Zeus get to live in the bedroom and why oh why does he sleep with the humans at night? They've said something like, 'He's almost like having a cat around..'. I'd thump them off if I was him.
Why did I have to ride in a BLUE carrier bag on the airplne? I like pink and purple better.
Why can't Mercury and I date now? We can only flirt through the bars...
Am I gonna like it when I become a mama?
and finally..
Why doesn't Apple live here as my little sister? I like her!
Why didn't the dog take out Lord Dumpster like he was supposed to? Should I have used a cat to put a contract out on him?
Why does Zeus get to live in the bedroom and why oh why does he sleep with the humans at night? They've said something like, 'He's almost like having a cat around..'. I'd thump them off if I was him.
Why did I have to ride in a BLUE carrier bag on the airplne? I like pink and purple better.
Why can't Mercury and I date now? We can only flirt through the bars...
Am I gonna like it when I become a mama?
and finally..
Why doesn't Apple live here as my little sister? I like her!
JadeIcing
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Mrs. PBJ wrote:
Cause she wants to live with me.
Right after we do.
HAHAHA I am hiding my shoes. I don't trust you.
Cause she wants to live with me.
Right after we do.
HAHAHA I am hiding my shoes. I don't trust you.
JadeIcing
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pinksalamander wrote:
I am trying to figure this out! I really need the answer.Why when you stay in bed longer do you feel more tired?
What are hiccups actually
Courtesy of Dara O'Brien
JadeIcing
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Brandy456 wrote:
When the time is right.
JadeIcing
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Nyx wrote:
They are testing your escape skills. That and some one *cough*Lord*Cough*Dumpster*Cough* is paying them.
I say go with a cat or maybe a guinea pig.
Zeus is special....
They couldn't find pink or purple that would suit your magestic personality.
You are still young for that. You shouldn't even be flirting young lady.
You will love it! You will have tons of little ones to train on how to beat Lord Dumpster.
Apple lives here because it is her place to be but you are always welcome to visit.
They are testing your escape skills. That and some one *cough*Lord*Cough*Dumpster*Cough* is paying them.
I say go with a cat or maybe a guinea pig.
Zeus is special....
They couldn't find pink or purple that would suit your magestic personality.
You are still young for that. You shouldn't even be flirting young lady.
You will love it! You will have tons of little ones to train on how to beat Lord Dumpster.
Apple lives here because it is her place to be but you are always welcome to visit.
kirbyultra
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Why is my husbun allergic to hay but loves buns so much?
