"Well Connor here and I had to get some things off my chest. This newguy Dallas or as I like to call him the Punk stole my girlfriend."
"See when Teresa first came she was supposed to be mine."
"See I have proof! The mom said I grew up and got a little to "happy" Well wouldn't you? Look at her!"
Anywayz since I can't get fixed I can't be with her. What I am not broken! Do I look broken?
"I think mom has issues."
"Don't look at me I am mad."
"I Said don't look at me!"
"See I treat my friends right!?
"
"Wait I see treats on the bed"
"Can I have one?"
"Give me some."
"I mean now!"
"Fine don't give me any"
"Wait."
"What's up there?"
"Ohh!"
"More treats."
"Can I have some?"
"Anywayz back to my problem. Why does he get her and I don't?"
"Is there something wrong with me?"
"Well I got to go. Gotta get me some treats."